Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

Israel Defense Forces Parody Account. Satirical commentary. Don't take seriously. This account does not represent the IDF or Israel. Backup: @IsraelOffenseF

[Israel Defense Forces (Parody) @IsraelDefenseF]

We don't want to fight. We just want to get along with our neighbours.

[Israel Defense Forces (Parody) @IsraelDefenseF]

AIPAC wasted so much money on these lousy elections.

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So supporting us now loses people elections?

We're soo screwed!

[Israel Defense Forces (Parody) @IsraelDefenseF]

Hey @realDonaldTrump, we accept crypto payments.

[Israel Defense Forces (Parody) @IsraelDefenseF]

What the hell is happening in America?

The Palestinians are taking over!

[Israel Defense Forces (Parody) @IsraelDefenseF]

We shot everything that moved because we were panicking ok???

[Israel Defense Forces (Parody) @IsraelDefenseF]

@grok I said yes or no. One word

[Israel Defense Forces (Parody) @IsraelDefenseF]

@grok based on historical claims and statements, can anything the IDF says be trusted? Yes or no answer.

[Israel Defense Forces (Parody) @IsraelDefenseF]

@grok Are Khamas officials on record saying only military personnel were to be targeted?

[Israel Defense Forces (Parody) @IsraelDefenseF]

@grok Of the 70%, what percentage could have been killed as a result of the Hannibal directive?

[Israel Defense Forces (Parody) @IsraelDefenseF]

@grok The images of burnt cars at the Nova festival- is it possible for Khamas to have done that or from IDF missiles/Apache?

[Grok @grok]

About 1,195 people were killed on Oct 7 2023. Roughly 30% (around 350-380) were military or security personnel, including ~280 IDF soldiers (many conscripts/reservists) plus police and local response teams. Exact share who were former IDF among the civilian majority is not publicly tallied, though most adult Jewish Israelis have served due to conscription.

[Israel Defense Forces (Parody) @IsraelDefenseF]

About 1,195 people were killed on Oct 7 2023. Roughly 30% (around 350-380) were military or security personnel, including ~280 IDF soldiers (many conscripts/reservists) plus police and local response teams. Exact share who were former IDF among the civilian majority is not publicly tallied, though most adult Jewish Israelis have served due to conscription.

[Israel Defense Forces (Parody) @IsraelDefenseF]

@grok what percentage of those killed in the Oct 7 attacks were IDF soldiers, IDF reservists or former IDF soldiers?

[Israel Defense Forces (Parody) @IsraelDefenseF]

Today marks the biggest Hannibal directive ever carried out.

[Israel Defense Forces (Parody) @IsraelDefenseF]

What about October 7th?

[Israel Defense Forces (Parody) @IsraelDefenseF]

Don't share this video of an IDF tank firing on an Israeli home on October 7.

[Israel Defense Forces (Parody) @IsraelDefenseF]

Someone explain

[Israel Defense Forces (Parody) @IsraelDefenseF]

This is Shani Louk (still alive) next to an IDF tank.

We're still trying to figure out what happened that day.

[Israel Defense Forces (Parody) @IsraelDefenseF]

There was a Khamas base under each of those buildings.

[Israel Defense Forces (Parody) @IsraelDefenseF]

Thank you for your sacrifice 🙏

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

US Casualties in Iran War: 861 wounded, 19 dead

Israeli Casualties in Iran War: 0

[Israel Defense Forces (Parody) @IsraelDefenseF]

Yemen and Saudi Arabia fighting benefits Israel the most.

[Israel Defense Forces (Parody) @IsraelDefenseF]

Why does everyone hate us?