isi

meh

[isi @Israellimac]

I need a fucking vacation like yesterday

[juju @jujupdm]

i’m an FBI agent fr

[isi @Israellimac]

me, having a bday on november 14

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

Please use a condom on Valentines Day. I hate Scorpios.

[isi @Israellimac]

@jujupdm im embarrassed 😭

[Tahj @ixmtahj]

i cannot hide irritation to save my life

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

*baby passes me a fake phone*

me:

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

when you open a snack and you hear paws running your way 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[isi @Israellimac]

karma never misses an address

[giselle @gisellebreana]

pls don’t flirt with me i fall in love in 3 seconds

[Keep it cute @HeyitsToryyy]

If I send you “😵‍💫” that mean I’m about to stop hiding that I’m crazy and you need to prepare yourself😭😂

[laina loo *:･ﾟ✧* @dreamergirl2727]

she’s a 10 but she quadruple texts you in every conversation bc she has too many thoughts

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

This how I pull up to annoy my coworkers and not be productive

[JUMEX 🪶 @vmpchriis]

she’s so pretty i’d let her bite me

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

If you’re against abortion, don’t get one.
If you’re against contraception, don’t take any.
If you’re against same-sex relationships, don’t have one.
If you’re against same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of same gender.

Do not impose your beliefs & religion on all Americans.

[isi @Israellimac]

the little voice in my head be doing roundssssssss

[juju @jujupdm]

girls that don’t have girlfriends are weirdos to me. like why would you rather be around men for fun 😭😭😭

[isi @Israellimac]

@Dallas_Holladay also for colposcopies! it is absolutely gruesome how majority are performed with zero pain reducing methods.