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[Oyé @IsrealTired]

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[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🚨WOW, they weren't kidding... A 300-pound lioness and her cub really are on the loose in Indiana

The lioness was wearing a BLUE HARNESS.

Nobody reported a missing lion. No sanctuary is short a lion.

No permits exist to own a lion in that county.

Somebody in Indiana has an illegal lion and suddenly REAL quiet🤣

Source: NYP, G101-3 on FB / Writer: Daniel

[autist @litteralyme0]

When you finish downloading GTA VI and you hear someone in Asia just ate a bat again

[DRUSKI @druski]

Athletes get Concussions & LOSE THEIR MINDS 😂

[gabrielle @legitimatetiger]

when i say rio looks like an alternate dimension at dusk they never believe me but it’s true. this city genuinely makes you feel like you’re in a different planet sometimes

[mont @closertowinning]

the doctor that cleared musiala

[lew @inlew_of]

crazy how the L is silent in salmon, but loud asf in salmonella

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Actress Hayden Panettiere has died at age 36

[D2X @D2X__]

if you had a mongoose bike as a kid you basically had a Lamborghini.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[yb @anygb_]

unfortunately, it really is the phones and the weed.

[blackchai @blkchai]

just rewatched Atlanta and its actually the greatest show ever made and also possibly the blackest show ever made

[phil @philbugcatcher]

An older guy once told me “you’ll reach a point in life when you accept that you’ll never achieve your dreams”

I check in with myself from time to time to make sure I never start believing that loser bs

[S.Ø @0lupee]

Being good at FIFA in your 30s is crazy.

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

yeah breakups suck but have you ever been in love with a restaurant that closed down

[doué @tjxlamar]

leaving the cinema to be greeted by a summer night is such a top tier feeling, especially when the film was great

[gum @gumvape]

The Joker once said:

"When we understand that each day isn't one more day, but one less, we start giving more value to what truly matters and that hit hard"

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

I’m gonna start following white ppl they’re probably talkin abt real estate over there

[Anime Tweets @AnimexTwts]

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[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

When you finally get 8 hours of sleep and it genuinely starts making sense why they recommend it