Alana

[Alana @Issalana]

For my birthday, I want Dwight to throw it and make a sign that says' "It is your Birthday." #TheOffice

[Alana @Issalana]

@Scanner51 But you’re like, really pretty ✨

[Alana @Issalana]

Bahaha when you see your toxic fat-shaming ex got fat in the profile pic 🤣🤣 and they’re settled so it’s stuck! Siri play Karma by Taylor Swift bahahaha

[Alana @Issalana]

Sometimes you think you need a boyfriend. When really you just need top quality friends and a healthy dose of confidence 💕

[Cinema Gems @CINEMAGEMS]

The Nightmare Before Christmas was released in theaters 29 years ago today

[B&S @_B___S]

This man is buying birds just to set them free🥺

[Alana @Issalana]

I am oozing confidence rn

[Alana @Issalana]

@technology Oh boy how big are HER boobs going to be?

[Alana @Issalana]

UPDATE: The Office Depot gift card I was given from this tweet is not allowed to be used on their business brand @ODPBusiness .. Unbelievable. “Just a name change”, as the nice Cust Serv lady said, shouldn’t bar me from using a gift card. Get it together y’all.

[Alana @Issalana]

Hey @officedepot how come your own brand of copy paper isn’t applicable for your own coupons? Can you not afford it or something?? Lame. Marketing team: do better.

[Alana @Issalana]

I know, I know there’s bigger things going on but like where the hell is Bam Margera?!?! This is NOT what “bringing the 90s back” should’ve included #ripkurt

[Alana @Issalana]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do- I was bored this time 9 years ago today. Love it #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Alana @Issalana]

I have covid rn (mild symptoms, I’m fine) and my dad brought me an impossible burger, I asked about cheese, he said he didn’t grill ‘em with so I said a cold slice was fine. He says: “I melted the cheese in the microwave” 🥺🥺🥺 ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s sᴏ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ ʏ’ᴀʟʟ ᴏᴍɢ

[Alana @Issalana]

Hey @amazon @JeffBezos be more like @credobeauty … sustainable packaging. No unnecessary plastic laced tape. Do Better

[Alana @Issalana]

Just when I’m feelin like this bf be lacking in giving me attention, he randomly grabs my hand, pulls me in, and holds me .. 👀 .. Im ok now 🥰

[Alana @Issalana]

My grandpa willed me a foot massager and I was the only fool who thought I wouldn’t like it.

[Alana @Issalana]

The O’Hare Airport DOES NOT have any tampons. I repeat the ENTIRE O’HARE INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT DOES NOT HAVE ANY TAMPONS FOR PURCHASE OR IN THEIR DISPENSERS. @fly2ohare y’all should be ashamed. Do better

[Alana @Issalana]

Y’alll.. my bf just got upset and moved the furniture cuz he wouldn’t have been able to see me while playing his video game. Idk why but I think that’s the cutest thing this week. That is all

[Alana @Issalana]

Hey @officedepot did you think no one would notice your switch from durable 1 inch prongs to your current “can’t be bent more than 5 times” flimsy excuse of a prong? Doing away with the competition doesn’t make you better when the product literally can’t hold up. Do better.

[Alana @Issalana]

@WellsFargo Fortunately it worked out but to REQUIRE feedback and halt an entire loan application, ridiculous. Fix your application process, scrap that piece of algorithm. There is no way this is the first complaint. Do better.

[Alana @Issalana]

Hey @WellsFargo preventing someone’s loan application from going through so they got kicked out of their house all because you require feedback about the application process from a co-signer is absolutely atrocious, just make it an option tf.