Isaac Stiepleman

Jed Bartlet enthusiast | Mid-Missouri 🌽, Seattle 🛳️, & NYC 🏙️, with a few other stops along the way

[Isaac Stiepleman @Istieps]

Nor D/ST

[Senator Mark Kelly @SenMarkKelly]

Reminder: Daylight Savings Time starts tomorrow. Thankfully, Arizona does not observe DST, so the rest of you all have fun with that.

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

Moments like these.

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As if I needed another reason to hate LAD 😞💔

[Katie Woo @katiejwoo]

ST. LOUIS — Thank you for everything ❤️

https://t.co/hH3XYs7GqI

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Respect the emotion, disrespect the decision to keep Bryan Woo in.

Get em next year @Mariners (that is, until you run into the BUZZ SAW that is STL in the WS)

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

A teary-eyed Cal Raleigh met with media after the loss

“I hate to use the word failure, but’s it’s a failure. We expected to get to the World Series and win the World Series.”

(via @KING5Seattle)

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Finally, I can properly celebrate the NLDS against Atlanta that year 🙏🏼

(Just kidding, Game 5 has always been top-3 in my Cardinals fandom)

[Quinn @QuinnSTLCards]

THE 2019 ST. LOUIS CARDINALS NO LONGER HAVE THE WORST OFFENSIVE PERFORMANCE IN NLCS HISTORY

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I can’t believe I had to watch ANOTHER. INNING ENDING. DOUBLE PLAY.

josh naylor i beg…

[rob to be named later @NotTheBobbyOrr]

FOX BOOTH: you can’t just throw sliders every pitch

MARINERS PITCHER: [slider]

BOOTH: got the batter perfectly set up for the fastball now, definitely

MARINERS PITCHER: [slider]

BOOTH (through tears): please. that’s enough

MARINERS PITCHER: [slider]

[Quinn @QuinnSTLCards]

Dewitt said that they haven’t discussed payroll with Chaim Bloom yet. That probably means that it’s a really high number and they were so excited that they forgot to tell him the good news.

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In just 2 years, none of the undergrads will have been on campus during October 7 and the subsequent protests.

No one at Columbia will remember first-hand how our administration failed us, and so there won’t be anything close to the same levels of activism.

[alex bronzini-vender @alexbronzini]

It’s probably the most apolitical. Many, many American high schoolers would go to an Ivy if even if it were in Siberia. That’s because they want finance/consulting jobs, and don’t care about much else. Once you’ve deterred the activist set, that’s who you’re left with.

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Also Quinn Matthews had 7 Ks in 5.1 IPs for Memphis tonight 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Liam Doyle MLB debut gonna hit like Ichiro

[Benjamin Hochman @hochman]

The Cards just won a game without striking out a single batter.

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Make Rob Manfred commissioner of Michael Whatley’s campaign so he can run that into the ground instead.

h/t: JoeBlogs, @JPosnanski

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My 🐐 JJ Wetherholt doing his best “Rainier Wolfcastle cosplaying as a nerd” impression

(Please promote him asap @Cardinals I can’t watch us lose more games to the Rockies)

[Minor League Baseball @MiLB]

You know Jurrangelo Cijntje is a switch-pitcher.

But do you know how to pronounce his last name?

Minor Leaguers take a crack at it. Kinda 😂

[Scott Plaza @MrPlaztastic17]

Fedde: I haven't pitched well, I have to be better. The team deserves more.

Mikolas: Besides my non-competitive pitches that were hit a country mile, I thought I did a good job. They just got lucky.

Chip Caray: if these guys just got 8 runs of support they'd be fine

#STLCards

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@pranksters69 YES JORRE

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@bernardw1011 Stop abusing Twitter — go tell your jokes here

https://t.co/zqW2J58GK3

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@bernardw1011 😈

[Uptown Local @CU_Uplo]

Standings + you left your flag + ratio

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@CU_Uplo We found the login for UpLo’s Twitter account?!?

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@bernardw1011 Praise founding father Michael Vick 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼