Chloe Istre

I enjoy tending to plants & watching Friends with Spanish subtitles on (also a lover of books, raspberries, & Jesus) UC ‘23

[Chloe Istre @IstreChloe]

When I was 6 I used to play my Colby Caillat disc in my pink bedazzled CD player & lay in my bed crying because I was convinced I’d never fall in love & get married so now at 19 laying in bed listening to it while being scared of commitment shows character development, right?

[Chloe Istre @IstreChloe]

this is what I needed to see today (& everyday from now on)

[Chloe Istre @IstreChloe]

@trentonwheel @MumfordAndSons Is there a way to dislike a tweet?

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

why did elementary schools just occasionally bring in a dude with a big snake. who was that man. what were his credentials

[Chloe Istre @IstreChloe]

@trentonwheel this is the most you thing I have ever read, you really called yourself out here 😂

[Chloe Istre @IstreChloe]

the nice thing about my brothers each having a girlfriend is that I can steal their clothes & they won’t get mad at me for taking them because they just assume they let their girlfriends borrow it & not that I decided to make it a permanent part of my wardrobe lol

[Chloe Istre @IstreChloe]

sometimes I just think about how in 5th grade I thought it was a good idea to get a butter popcorn scratch ‘n sniff shirt from Justice & I literally had to leave school halfway through the day because it made me sick so yeah there’s that

[Chloe Istre @IstreChloe]

All these tiktokers out here telling their “own” stories as if they didn’t see those in a screenshot of a tumblr post in their Pinterest feed in 2012 🙄 like dude I definitely saw that in middle school & pinned it to my funny board, you ain’t slick

[Chloe Istre @IstreChloe]

my cousin told me that women choose shampoo that insults them the most & I can’t argue with that

[Chloe Istre @IstreChloe]

@trentonwheel “Let not the one who eats despise the one who abstains” 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[Chloe Istre @IstreChloe]

@trentonwheel I was coming @ you with that verse for judging vegans 🙄

[Chloe Istre @IstreChloe]

@trentonwheel Yeah but so are tigers & you don’t see vegans hating on them for being carnivores... Romans 14:1-3 #checkyourheart

[Chloe Istre @IstreChloe]

you know you’ve stayed up too late when you get that daily notifications email from blackboard

[Chloe Istre @IstreChloe]

“It’s undermining the entire Gospel when you start treating a politician like a savior” -@KyleIdleman

[Trenton Wheeler @trentonwheel]

Why do people ask me what I’m doing in 5 years like bro I don’t even know what I’m eating for dinner tonight

[Chloe Istre @IstreChloe]

my toxic trait is telling myself “oh it’s only $5” too many times until it’s too many dollars & too late...

[Chloe Istre @IstreChloe]

@ShaGurlSky Okay good you said the correct answer

[Chloe Istre @IstreChloe]

@skylerbjohnson I vote they put rocking chairs out front of each dorm building

[Chloe Istre @IstreChloe]

it’s the cramming 16 weeks of physics content in 8 weeks for me