Italian Grandpa

I Am a Cornucopia of Useless knowledge!!

[Italian Grandpa @ItalianKnowlege]

"I just don't take a stand on things.. I need to start forming opinions on things" #smellthesarcasm

[Italian Grandpa @ItalianKnowlege]

Grandpa "Life sucks... and then you die" grandma "ha excuse me while I go drink some more wine"

[big gay fish @TmfNasty]

5 rt and I'll yell alla akbar at the senior meeting

[Italian Grandpa @ItalianKnowlege]

Favorite granddaughter isn't here go make fun of me because she's 2500 miles away at college #thelittlefuckersgrowuptoofast

[Italian Grandpa @ItalianKnowlege]

Known too wil #formermarineprobs

[Italian Grandpa @ItalianKnowlege]

My wife says she'll do anything I want her to....
As long as she wants to... #dang

[Italian Grandpa @ItalianKnowlege]

@yellowfever303 oh god..

[Kit Kat @Yellowfever303]

@ItalianKnowlege Fucking wops. geez complaining about the way you insult them. smh!!! plus they like to flip sides;)

[Kit Kat @Yellowfever303]

@ItalianKnowlege
the only balls you guys have are meat balls

[Kit Kat @Yellowfever303]

@ItalianKnowlege at-least we know how to use them. 75% of the world baby!

[Italian Grandpa @ItalianKnowlege]

@yellowfever303 the only balls you guys have are Ping Pong balls..

[Italian Grandpa @ItalianKnowlege]

@yellowfever303 I never get involved in an argument until@i know whose winning... Even then I don't fully commit #mussolini

[Italian Grandpa @ItalianKnowlege]

@yellowfever303 I would prefer Ginzo, Guiedo, zip, Bingo Bongo, greaser, greaseball, you know, the good slurs (;

[Kit Kat @Yellowfever303]

#wop

[Italian Grandpa @ItalianKnowlege]

“@kassi_strano: Damn. #weoutherelike @GreasyWop97 http://t.co/saJaQUrOF7” #grandkidsbelike #ionlycomeovertoeatyourfood

[Italian Grandpa @ItalianKnowlege]

"Here, dip your garlic bread in my glass of wine, it's great, this is how they did it at the last supper." #iknoweverything #history #wine

[Italian Grandpa @ItalianKnowlege]

"we had a food fight. So I went out and got the hose and brought it inside. It was great. Everyone had an awesome time including the monkey"

[Italian Grandpa @ItalianKnowlege]

"I'm so handsome. And humble, in fact my good looks are only overcome by my great modesty" #sexy #handsome #nuffsaid

[Italian Grandpa @ItalianKnowlege]

"I know everything... Except for what I don't know, but then again, if I don't know that who would want to know that?" #iknoweverything

[Italian Grandpa @ItalianKnowlege]

Bout to be an exquisite dinner... #youprobablydontknowwhatexquisitis #peasants