Italian John McCain

follow @bionic_penis instead

[Italian John McCain @ItalianMcCain]

Barack-a Obama isn't a dirty Siciliano! He's a familia man!

[steven knicks @knees_calhoun]

2010 - The Social Network
2011 - Drive
2012 - The Master
2013 - Her
2014 - Nightcrawler
2015 - Hot Tub Time Machine 2
2016 - Moonlight
2017 - Blade Runner 2049
2018 - Sorry to Bother You

[steven knicks @knees_calhoun]

When I heard @nike was sponsoring C.K., I didn't know this is what they meant!

[Italian John McCain @ItalianMcCain]

@PITmounD @maltyhops pasta la vista, bitch

[Italian John McCain @ItalianMcCain]

Please check them out and donate if you can. Also, if you did find this funny, follow my main, @bionic_penis! I make dumb jokes about socialism and the like.

It's been real, Sicialianos.

[Italian John McCain @ItalianMcCain]

It's been a few days, and while I've enjoyed making jokes at John McCain's expense, I think it's stopped being funny (at least to me). I'd like to use the audience I've gained to draw attention to some important things like the @IWW_IWOC and the ongoing national prison strike.

[Italian John McCain @ItalianMcCain]

Please check them out and donate if you can. Also, if you did find this funny, follow my main, @bionic_penis! I make dumb jokes about socialism and the like.

It's been real, Sicialianos.

[Italian John McCain @ItalianMcCain]

Barack-a Obama isn't a dirty Siciliano! He's a familia man!

[Italian John McCain @ItalianMcCain]

It's been a few days, and while I've enjoyed making jokes at John McCain's expense, I think it's stopped being funny (at least to me). I'd like to use the audience I've gained to draw attention to some important things like the @IWW_IWOC and the ongoing national prison strike.

[Italian John McCain @ItalianMcCain]

Papa John's named a pizza afta me! Terrifico!

[Papa Johns DMV @PapaJohns_DMV]

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[Italian John McCain @ItalianMcCain]

Da only c-word I evah use is cannoli!!!

[Italian John McCain @ItalianMcCain]

@important_celeb @leducviolet Si

[Italian John McCain @ItalianMcCain]

Eyyy!!! I hate-a two things; Martin Luther-a King day and soggy prosciutto!

[Italian John McCain @ItalianMcCain]

Basta with-a dis Affordable Care Act!!!

[Italian John McCain @ItalianMcCain]

Oopsie daisiliano! I voted to invad-a Iraq!!!!

[Italian John McCain @ItalianMcCain]

Oyyyy! I hate-a Donaldo Trump!!!

[Italian John McCain @ItalianMcCain]

🎶 When the moon hits your eye, I was in the Keating Five 🎶

that's amore...

[Italian John McCain @ItalianMcCain]

Ohhhhh! I hated Vietnam-a because there was-a no Pizza!!!

[Italian John McCain @ItalianMcCain]

I got-a spicy meatball in my-a brain! It-a kill me!