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[Slim @Italian_Gio]

@_johnleone @ShamsCharania Don't be salty we got Walker Kessler from you guys

[sports enthusiast 🫥 @imspenser_6]

this is what it looks like when a man doesn’t wanna keep explaining himself to a woman that refuses to listen

[𝘋𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘹 ☆ @amos_dulex]

b!tch swallowed so much cum that everything that comes out of her mouth is childish

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

400 reps of pressing my morning wood into my mattress

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

can the dentist tell how many times i’ve put a gun in my mouth

[redrum @griffisu]

women exaggerate shit so much they probably just asked rosa parks to scoot over

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Climbing the corporate ladder so i can send "Please fix this, thanks" emails at random hours with "Sent from Iphone" at the bottom

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Me after living alone in an apartment for too long

[tizi @tizimacallister]

yo intentando no contarle mis planes a la gente antes de que se cumplan

[B… @branmattic]

Just filled up my gas tank

[Slim @Italian_Gio]

@Marleymars15

[Cine Vichaar @Cine_vichaar]

When you break into a house to rob it and they’re watching Interstellar

[Chief of Beauty Staff @rachaelbereba]

POV: You just renewed your gym membership… then realize there’s no money left for protein 😭

[Slim @Italian_Gio]

Life is great right now. Sometimes it's good to make decisions that you think are insane in that moment. I never thought I would be where I am today.

[🥨 @elyshianone]

one thing... I CAN NOT STAND.... is being ignored. if you're busy, say so. if you are not in the mood to talk, say so. if you are done with me, SAY SO. COMMUNICATE.

[Slim @Italian_Gio]

@Marleymars15 @barstoolsports

[Slim @Italian_Gio]

@LukCas247 @Marleymars15 @trulymuz

[Slim @Italian_Gio]

@Marleymars15 We'll see. You can't predict the future.