Italian Airbagged

A Paisano, he/him for’a the chuds who dislike pronouns, the real Airbagged🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹 🍝

[Italian Airbagged @Italianbagged]

Paisano, they aren’t going to’a fuck you.

[Italian Airbagged @Italianbagged]

What the’a dominos pizza looks like when they actually deliver

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

God of War game with no Kratos = Pepperoni Passion with no pepperoni

[Italian Airbagged @Italianbagged]

@exyonze It’sa okay, paisano. I’ll be back soon to reap what you’a sowed.

[Italian Airbagged @Italianbagged]

@exyonze It’sa okay, paisano. I’ll be back soon to reap what you’a sowed.

[Rhys Elliott @superhys]

007 First Light has sold 2.2M copies across platforms (@alineaanalytics estimates), mostly via PlayStation. That's sold through, so no unsold retail copies.

The platform split is 55.1% PS5, 33.1% Steam, and 11.8% Xbox ( Xbox console, Windows, and cloud combined). In gross revenue terms, 007 First Light has generated $150M.

Owing to regional pricing and audience composition differences, the consoles make up a higher share of revenue than they do copies. Of the $150M, 60.5% came via PlayStation, 27.6% via Steam, and 12.9% via Xbox.

Part of this is because over two-thirds of 007 First Light‘s PS5 audience is in North America (43.4%) or Western Europe (23.2%), where local currency means the game generates more revenue per player. On Steam, under half of First Light‘s audience is from those same regions (31.8% North America, 15.1% Western Europe).

As we covered in last week’s 007 Steam piece, the Steam version is pulling in higher-than-expected numbers in China, which now accounts for 17.3% of First Light‘s Steam audience. 007 is the equivalent of $44 USD in China, which is roughly 37% cheaper than the US price and about 44% cheaper than Western Europe.

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[Italian Airbagged @Italianbagged]

Paisano. The game came out’a yesterday and you are here calling it’a the flop.

The only one here cooked is’a you, tourist. Bookmarking this post so your ripe ragu ass can be mocked for’a later.

[Exyonze @exyonze]

@Italianbagged Lol you lecture people on using AI and then use AI estimate for financial projection? You're cooked.

Ask the AI to account for platform cut, regional pricing and momentum decay for you and the estimate will look very different. If you didn't even think about that, LOL NGMI.

[KillerDucky @ShaunDucky]

So you just outted yourself as living in Mexico for sure now.

Always knew you were a fake American.

[Italian Airbagged @Italianbagged]

Posted 10pm at’a the night. 15 hrs later only 9.5k in’a the views? 175 likes? Come on, @YorchTorchGames. You claim to be’a the guy who knows what the gamers want but your engagement shows’a they do not care.

Paisano here needs to put the’a fries in the bag.

[Steve Vegvari 🔜 SGF @SVegvari]

I'm glad the internet is being totally chill about playing as a woman in God of War, someone they can't relate to.

Which is odd because Kratos, a god with muscles and the ability to speak to women, is also something they can't relate to.

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

what is going on

[No I'm Airbagged @SalmonSask]

Due to "serious family obligations" @SmashJT is suspending his livestreams, indefinitely, next week.

[Transdivers_NOW @Transdivers_NOW]

Happy Pride Helldivers!
Remember, SuperEarth see's ALL as valid and equally expendable for the cause of Managed Democracy!

[Italian Airbagged @Italianbagged]

@HenryKalle2 First, bless you for’a not being terminally online.

Second, because women boss’s the James Bond around or something. The narrative has shifted around this’a game a lot.

[Italian Airbagged @Italianbagged]

“Player count is dropping at midnight”

Almost like the players in the US are’a the asleep on’a the Monday night. Because people have’a this thing called a job.

[kate bush’s husband @airbagg3d]

hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahha

[Italian Airbagged @Italianbagged]

@1253Snacky @vincenzoeternal @GrumpyPawsTV No, paisano. That is incorrect. If’a the sales for a multiplatform game is at 1.5 million and you are’a only seeing 20-40k playing on’a the single platform, that does not make it accurate.

[Italian Airbagged @Italianbagged]

@K__Med

[Italian Airbagged @Italianbagged]

She is’a gonna take the kids, paisano

[No I'm Airbagged @SalmonSask]

Due to "serious family obligations" @SmashJT is suspending his livestreams, indefinitely, next week.

[Italian Airbagged @Italianbagged]

@1253Snacky @GrumpyPawsTV No. It is’a the tool that is good at letting the’a player base for online games know how active it is, especially at certain hours of’a the day. Single player games do not rely on that data. They need the sales figures for’a that.

[Owen Wheelson™ @Quadcarl]

So he needs gender affirming care to maintain his supremacy?

[Italian Airbagged @Italianbagged]

@Knoebelbroet @YorchTorchGames

[Italian Airbagged @Italianbagged]

How i’ma sleeping tonight knowing that:

1: 007 had’a surpassed sales figs of DA in 24hrs

2. Apogee dev ratio’d Yorch

3. Tucking my kids in’a their bed at night as’a I have the custody.

Facts don’t care’s about your feelings, @YorchTorchGames