Joey

Chelsea, films, tennis, Londoner, perpetual existential crisis enjoyer. 🇮🇪🇵🇱🇬🇧

[Joey @ItalicJoe]

3 days of an actual 9-5 and I lowkey want to kill myself

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Just got ID’d for monster at the godforsaken age of 22- ist es over fur mich?

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@CMacheath I have some tweets to delete

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Commentator just said Neto first name on the team sheet. Defund the bbc right now😭

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@AChillGhost new all along the watchtower version, ‘there must be some way outta here said the groyper to the mogger’

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Still 1-0

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If Enzo Maresca goes city next szn and wins them the league I’ll vociferously kill myself in the most grotesque manner possible in front of Eghbali and his family giving them generational trauma.

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Lowest of keys Morgan Rogers is the best player in the league

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@CMacheath He could score 5 goals in the UCL final and I’ll still hate him

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Watching Joao Pedro lowkey makes me want to put cigarettes out on my eyes. This cannot be a pro footballer- must be some social experiment we’re all part of.

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Ashamed to report that there was a moment where the crowd all clapped like lobotomised Americans at a marvel movie, lowkey ruined the film a little bit.

#28YearsLater

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Not even watching chels, bet Joao Pedro’s been dog water. Even if he’s scored

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Obviously signed multiple NDAs so can’t give too much away- but lowkey better than the previous one, would recommend 8/10.

Not sure if it’s worth mentioning but Ralph fiennes gets his knob out.
#28YearsLater

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Lessgooo, Nia DaCosta cook sesh inbound #28YearsLater

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Lessgooo, Nia DaCosta cook sesh inbound #28YearsLater

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The Brazil “Joao Pedro” is from. If he has any dignity he’ll change his name to John Peter tomorrow

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Liam delap is dogshit as well, lowkey start Guiu rest of the season. Sell Pedro in jan

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Joao Pedro is NOT a good footballer, how he’s completed the game is beyond me

[Joey @ItalicJoe]

Joao Pedro is NOT a good footballer, how he’s completed the game is beyond me

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22 today, time is lowkey a gimmick uno😭

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He ain’t got the PR yet but Estevao clears Yamal, what a plurr

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Delap and John Peter have the collective iq of a small potato