Itch

[Itch @ItchWhiteboy]

Job

[Itch @ItchWhiteboy]

Can’t even have a wank in Kieth Starmer’s Britain 😭

[Itch @ItchWhiteboy]

@_lizharvey Thank God I’m not! 👍🏻

[Itch @ItchWhiteboy]

Taking PEDs to do a 10k fun run

[Itch @ItchWhiteboy]

@screenrotpod Jake when he saw all the messages in the rot chat

[Itch @ItchWhiteboy]

Kvaratskhelia…..

[Itch @ItchWhiteboy]

We’re gonna get Arsenal - Inter in the final aren’t we 😔

[Itch @ItchWhiteboy]

Lamine Yamal

[Dos Equis Kojima's Vlone Wolf in Club @EddieMcstriplin]

Getting Chinese food in 1830:
Yeah can i get the Regular Soldier Tso's Chicken?

[Itch @ItchWhiteboy]

Today was a good day 🇷🇴

[Itch @ItchWhiteboy]

@BrentfordFC Best Seat In The House

[Itch @ItchWhiteboy]

@somhairle_ London centric cranks

[Itch @ItchWhiteboy]

45 year old man btw….

[Jme @JmeBBK]

Diarrhoea!
Here we go again…
My my!
Mum give me a tissue.

[Itch @ItchWhiteboy]

Drinking an IPA: gives you stomach problems, makes your breath smell, you take -5 poison damage

Drinking the most big standard commercial lager: heals your wounds, better than brushing your teeth, adds +5 charisma

[Itch @ItchWhiteboy]

@somhairle_ If she’s not sinking pints with me then that’s a red flag let’s be real

[Miroslav 🇨🇳⬛⬜ @slavomir_YU]

Drake mentioning Yugoslavia in his latest song is 10 times worse than NATO bombing us for three months

[Itch @ItchWhiteboy]

Fancy Lager: awful, give you heartburn, you take -1 poison damage

Amstel: delicious, heals your pain, gives you +5 charisma

[Itch @ItchWhiteboy]

@Psythor After watching the party conference clips I have to say you’re 100% spot on. Very jarring policies

[James O'Malley @Psythor]

My grand theory of the Tories trying to make anti-public transport/pro-fossil fuels a dividing line is that an expensive American consultant came in and gave a presentation, and nobody pointed out Britain is a very different place electorally, geographically and demographically.

[Itch @ItchWhiteboy]

Very obvious the Tories paid for expensive American consultants that advised them to run the culture war and anti smoking playbook you see with Republicans. Incredibly jarring