Itchy Palmquist

Houston Astros 37th RD Draft Pick | Twin | #skoopack | #imhooked | #🔥me⬆️ |

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I am here, fire me up!

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I once slammed a revolving door

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I built the house I was born in #ItchyFacts

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Bags fly free? Nah, Itchy flies free #ThanksRob

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What SZN is it?

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Milkshakes and ice cream are my love language

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Tonight we got Itch doing cross-stitch while eatin spinach on an ostrich, I hope I don’t wake up in a roadside ditch

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Ain’t no party like an Itchy party because an Itchy party is mandatory #ItchManGetsPaid

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False alarm, Itchy’s always here #ItsMeBitches

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Officially signing off. #ThanksUSA

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You can save Private Ryan but you can't save a milkshake. #Finishit

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I love Vermont and I don’t care who knows

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Free dessert for taking a selfie with Bob? See you this week @LeunigsBistro_ ! #FireMeUp

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Tabloids in New York snapped this shot of me just now - I seized it and posted it myself! #OnlyIPostMe #SnackTimeThough

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#NewProfilePic #ItchytheRiveter

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I'm on autopilot to @Walmart #rowdy

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Post dinner slice! #KeepItchin

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If I grew up in Atlanta I would've ended up like @Tip

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@ItchyPalmquist ❤️🍕😍🥰😘

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.@LouMalnatis love you, say it back, love you, say it back!!

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Australians suck at baseball #StormDrains