Chris Jacobs

Freelance tiger wrestler & lobster juggler, can be sarcastic to Olympic gold-medal standard but can't always be bothered

[Chris Jacobs @IthinkiamChris]

There is no clear way to define national passion or pride, but you can easily quantify the number of goals scored.....

[Chris Jacobs @IthinkiamChris]

Great tackle!

[Chris Jacobs @IthinkiamChris]

What a terrible, terrible shame; poor Liverpool get all the way to two finals and end up humiliated, how disappointing!

[Chris Jacobs @IthinkiamChris]

Oh happy day! The fast Spanish waiter is relegated! Cheerio!

[Chris Jacobs @IthinkiamChris]

@BohuntPE @BohuntSchool @BelievePHQ Saturday morning brought a better result!

[Chris Jacobs @IthinkiamChris]

Kaja's second final of the weekend, returning to goal for Petersfield on Saturday morning, clean sheet = winners!

[Chris Jacobs @IthinkiamChris]

At last Bohunt woke up.......

[Chris Jacobs @IthinkiamChris]

@baldy1974 Saw the result today, well done Hugo, great news! @IthinkiamChris

[Uxbridge Football Club @uxfc_redarmy]

Tonight's starting line up vs Hayes and Yeading in the Middlesex Senior Cup

[Chris Jacobs @IthinkiamChris]

@baldy1974 1-5 even without @GarethBale11

[Chris Jacobs @IthinkiamChris]

Great to see @Jacobs_1994 back with a ball at his feet - no contact yet, good work out & well taken goals training with @uxfc_redarmy

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@JeremyClarkson don't tell them to fuck off in my direction! Why are you standing by a Chile flag in Argentina, am I missing somethin.....?

[Chris Jacobs @IthinkiamChris]

@baldy1974 you were kind of busy.... Good start to the season nevertheless!

[Chris Jacobs @IthinkiamChris]

@baldy1974 Three blinding goals today, well done H what a good way to start the season, H & W so poor in the first half

[Chris Jacobs @IthinkiamChris]

@MattBadcock_NLP @baldy1974 'keeper own goal!

[Chris Jacobs @IthinkiamChris]

@henrywinter I didn't think the Poles qualified for the finals!

[Chris Jacobs @IthinkiamChris]

The purple bloke - amazing gig at the roundhouse!

[Chris Jacobs @IthinkiamChris]

Skaters on the Kings Rd - why?

[Chris Jacobs @IthinkiamChris]

Kaja's pre-match meal on the Kings Road

[Chris Jacobs @IthinkiamChris]

It would add to the enjoyment of the season of we sent Norwich down today #shunnedson