Mendar 🦈🎃🃏

I intend to use it create equality and peace throughout the world! 🤞

[Restore The Empire @empire_res66190]

In solidarity with the young 15 year old lad arrested for sharing this image of a politician.

You know what to do people. Let’s flood X with this.

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇫🇷🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

“We’re starving”

> 2000 euro Bottega bag

[Dr. Nova Nekura @NovaNekura]

Black people can't eat.

They CAN take a bite, chew and then swallow but eating is systemic.

That's you. That's how stupid you sound.

[Christina Tasty @ChristinaTasty]

I didn't even know we were dating!

[Christina Tasty @ChristinaTasty]

Literally, and I mean literally, no Asari in all four Mass Effect games use anything other than female pronouns.

You can argue that Liara says that Asari have no concept of gender, ergo are not "female" in the strictest sense...

...THEN WHY WOULD THEY BE MALE AS WELL!?

[Epic Mike @The_Epic_Mike]

Oooh EA was the one that forced Taash into the game and stripped out all the lore from the previous games.

[ClarawrXD @CatastropiClara]

Jane Doe deserves 7 life sentences. Please read the police report. This whole encounter was consensual. She has ruined 7 men's lives because she wanted to save face.

[Christina Tasty @ChristinaTasty]

It is my duty to once again remind you that they retconned the Asari. Being monogendered, their entire thing, was changed so they could include a singular line lecturing someone on gender pronouns usage

Extra funny when no Asari in any game uses anything other than female terms

[Christina Tasty @ChristinaTasty]

"Humans and Batarians allied"

Unplayable.

[😷🔪 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔐𝔞𝔰𝔨𝔢𝔡 𝔄𝔰𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔱 ⚧︎🏳️‍⚧️ @MrJDKid]

Things that I have, unfortunately learned WELL against my will about at least half the horror community:

1. None of y’all would ever bat an eye at Regan from The Exorcist (a child who had her autonomy stripped from her), Carrie (a victim of literal abuse and torment both from her mother and classmates), Jason (once a CHILD victim who died tragically), any deadites from The Evil Dead franchise, to name a few, being added, but yall draw the line at Nikki for some reason.

2. Obsession was clearly baby’s first horror movie for too many of yall, because why are we acting like Nikki is the first SA survivor to become a horror icon?

3. Y’all need everything SPOON fed to you because, why are we also having discourse on whether or not Freddy Krueger was a child molestor?

4. It’s okay for Freddy to be a child predator, but when The Grabber comes into the conversation, it’s pearl clutching time

5. Not a single one of you actually cares that the LITERAL CAST AND CREW LOVE SEEING HER ADDED

6. Too many of you care more about a literal FICTIONAL character than yall do about real life SA survivors telling you it’s actually more offensive that you only see Nikki as what happened to her.

7. You ALL need to touch grass yesterday!

[Andy @BunkerDwellerYT]

This is the "Modern Audience™" btw

[JimothysStuff @wesomest]

what the fuck are you even allowed to do in that country

[もっつん🇯🇵 @Japan_First_RS]

ムスリム
「すみません、父が亡くなりまして……。イスラム教の教えで火葬は絶対にダメなんです。なんとか土葬をお願いできませんか？」

役所
「お悔やみ申し上げます。しかし、うちの市の霊園は条例で火葬のみとなっていまして……」

ムスリム
「そこをなんとか！ 日本の法律では土葬は禁止されていないはずです！ どうか特例を！」

役所
「うーん……分かりました！ 特例が認められるよう役場も全力で動きます！ まずは住民説明会と水質調査を経て、市議会で条例改正を……」

ムスリム
「埋葬できるまでにどれくらいかかりますか！？」

役所
「反対運動が起きなければ、最短3年後にはいけますよ！！」

ムスリム
「イスラム教は『死後24時間以内に埋葬』なんです！ 3年待ったら父がミイラになっちゃいます！」

役所
「ああっ、すぐにご希望でしたら、空港からイスラム圏へご遺体を空輸しましょう！ たったの200万円でお釣りがきますよ！」

ムスリム
「200万！？ そんな大金ありません！ じゃあ、土葬の許可が下りるまでドライアイスを詰めて遺体安置所にお願いするしか……」

役所
「安置所の保管料、1日1万円かかりますから、3年で約1100万円ですね！」

ムスリム
「……」

役所
「あの……どうされますか？」

ムスリム
「……分かりました。火葬でお願いします」

役所
「えっ！？ あんなに『火葬は神様への冒涜だ、絶対にダメだ』って仰ってたのに、本当にいいんですか！？」

ムスリム
「イスラム教には『命の危険や、どうしようもない事情がある時はルールを破っても神は許してくださる』という教えがあるんです……！ アッラーは慈悲深いから、絶対に分かってくれるはずですーー！！」

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

Funny how Fortnite already had a rape victim but he’s male so you guys don't give a fuck

[Avery 🩵 @Avesvery]

>Sith won't stop killing eachother
>Blame Jedi
>Create rule that only two sith can exist
>Still kills eachother
>Doesn't even follow said rule
>Still blames Jedi
>Plan and seethe for 1,000 years to make empire
>Makes empire
>Lasts 30 years before sith kills eachother

[もっつん🇯🇵 @Japan_First_RS]

ムスリム
「すみません。音楽を消してもらえますか？」

運転手
「音楽を消す？なんで？」

ムスリム
「音楽はハラームだからです」

運転手
「ハラーム？誰が音楽はハラームだって言ったんだ？」

ムスリム
「ムハンマドの時代には音楽なんて無かったんですよ？」

運転手
「ムハンマドの時代には音楽が無かったって？ 分かった。じゃあ車から降りてくれ」

ムスリム
「なんでですか？」

運転手
「だって、ムハンマドの時代には車だってなかっただろ。降りて、ラクダにでも迎えに来てもらえ」

[Cal1bern @GyzmoFyre88]

Evergreen:

[The Little Platoon @PlatoonPod]

Maybe you're not the best person to write on this topic.

[Erik 'daibo' Kain @erikkain]

It's deeply weird that people like this fixate on the sex appeal factor and not just on, ya know, people wanting actors cast who actually resemble the characters in question.