Cuntrarian

marry a nurse

[Cuntrarian @ItsAComputa]

And they went

[Cuntrarian @ItsAComputa]

All these people talking about Star Wars have to go.

[Ælþemplær @Aelthemplaer]

Anakin saw the republic's greatest generation at their peak, and then he saw the Boomers drive the republic into decline over their pet obsessions like diversifying the jedi council, wookie rights, and Droid liberation. All the while, being blamed for it all failing.

[Cuntrarian @ItsAComputa]

The everything bagel with tuna looking at me.

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@visceralscenery Its in NY though

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First day of school every year

[Cuntrarian @ItsAComputa]

Adults cant do anything.

[Womansplainer @iWomansplainer]

My friend wants to plan a couples, no-kids weekend getaway, splitting the cost of a large AirBNB, in January for her 30th birthday. I really do not love this idea (husband is mortified), neither to spend the money nor to get someone to take the toddler for 3 days. It would be a 2.5 hour drive away for us, too, so it’s not like we’re close if something happens. I haven’t been away from him for even 1 night yet and he still just seems so young! It would be very hard to leave him for that long.

Am I just a party pooper who needs to get over it? Genuine question. Like I actually need advice here guys

[Cuntrarian @ItsAComputa]

@annakhachiyan I heard someone on TikTok say "someone who looks like this doesnt know what a Chipotle is"

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She could seriously give me the meanest mink mink of 2026

[Alicia🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) @hollowearthterf]

You don’t need to go to the gym when you have a large baby who always wants to be carried

[Cuntrarian @ItsAComputa]

Sweatpants like these were made just for him and everyone else has to deal with 33" inseams.
#fuckthemkids

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@mapeslover69 I think its from Barclays where they basically take money from retail(?)

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The dough isn't fermented as long which makes it a pain to digest and there is hardly any tomato sauce.

If you have the choice, you should always buy the $4.50 slice. There is a big difference in quality, taste and nutrition.

[the bug kafka wrote about @prideandfury]

I was eating 99 cent pizza as a broke ass intern in 2005 I cannot fathom the corners being cut to maintain a $1 price point in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty six

[Cuntrarian @ItsAComputa]

@PalmyrPar Steve Jobs also told his successor to not ask what he would do.

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@ZoomerLunar The English language as we speak it reconciled German, Dutch and French perfectly.

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Its mainstream now so if you have "Groyper" in your name you just get a following.

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Siri should be able to run yt-dlp at this point, what is going on(?)

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Telegram made these people mental patients

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I know a girl(s) like this

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@utkcrs eat him up

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Im in flu state right now