AJ Batterman

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[AJ Batterman @ItsAJNow]

@Tooner1121 You should read your own sources before using them to prove your point.

[AJ Batterman @ItsAJNow]

@Tooner1121 For example: The Census Bureau says the US is ~76% white and ~13% black. (https://t.co/fTs0IxcBCW)

Yet 24% of police shootings in 2019 were black victims.

If you like stats I suggest https://t.co/mBkThClZSf

You can see the stats for yourself if you care about numbers so much

[AJ Batterman @ItsAJNow]

@Tooner1121 If you're going to cite sources, actually cite them. If your data speaks for itself, let it.

[AJ Batterman @ItsAJNow]

@Tooner1121 Having less people die unnecessary deaths is a good thing, and I would hope you agree with that seeing as you're joining the military. The fact is that too many people of color have died at the hands (or knees) of police and it needs to stop.

[AJ Batterman @ItsAJNow]

@Tooner1121 They tried to silently protest, where did that get them? Nowhere. Because the system won't change unless it has to. And now they're seeing that it does. Not all cops are bad, but there's enough of them to warrant a systemic change.

[AJ Batterman @ItsAJNow]

@paigerscrane Anything but that

[AJ Batterman @ItsAJNow]

I wish I was brave enough to say "In a while, crocodile!" BEFORE someone else says "See you later, alligator!" Just to see what would happen

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

why is everybody so interested in iowa couscous

[AJ Batterman @ItsAJNow]

HE'S DEAD. I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF THIS DAY FOR YEARS.

[Mr. Peanut @MrPeanut]

We’re devastated to confirm that Mr. Peanut is gone. He died doing what he did best – having people’s backs when they needed him most. #RIPeanut

[Local Anxiety Pisces @paigerscrane]

Have you ever felt an emotion that can not be defined by a word, but can be defined by a sound? Today I feel like a pterodactyl screech.

[AJ Batterman @ItsAJNow]

Honestly, I'll vibe with the way 2020 is starting off. Let's just get all the BS out of the way in the first week or two.

[Local Anxiety Pisces @paigerscrane]

My name is Paige Marie Crane and I am making ramen at 2:00 AM. Yes, I am almost the age of an adult but I doubt I will ever actually be one.

[AJ Batterman @ItsAJNow]

My little brother thinks germs have Christmas Eve off work 😭

[AJ Batterman @ItsAJNow]

One of my roommates has left a nearly full carton of eggs on top of the fridge and idk what to do

[Local Anxiety Pisces @paigerscrane]

Dear life,
Can I please just watch my lame anime in peace?
Thank you.

[AJ Batterman @ItsAJNow]

Hmmm do I leave my window open and wake up frozen solid, or do I close my window and wake up drowning in sweat? 🤔 Tough choice.

[AJ Batterman @ItsAJNow]

If I see one more Cookie Monster flat-brim hat I'm gonna lose it.

[AJ Batterman @ItsAJNow]

Why are teachers almost universally obsessed with Comic Sans?