Jason F’n Helms

Professional wrestler, signed with @supremecw. Member of the Helms dynasty, happily married to a sexy little hottie. Definitely no Superman. [rp account]

[Amy Lancaster 💜 @AmyChastaine]

Assuming I wasn't retired... @ItsAboutTheName and/or @ProudDaddyof1.

[Jason F’n Helms @ItsAboutTheName]

@InfamousLK You Handsome Devil, you!

[Jason F’n Helms @ItsAboutTheName]

@IcedGIMPKonrad Now you're just not making any sense whatsoever. I literally pointed out that everyone who cut a promo for several weeks basically mocked the fuck out of him for his shit. But you do you, Gimpy!

[Jason F’n Helms @ItsAboutTheName]

@IcedGIMPKonrad Apart from literally everyone who faced him, or faced Cid, or just generally cut promos for the space of weeks... sure!

[Jason F’n Helms @ItsAboutTheName]

@IcedGIMPKonrad That would be the night I got injured and had to take several months off to recover, but go ahead and tell me a real man would wrestle on one leg or something equally as asinine.
My challenge stands, anyway. Ready when you are, sweet cheeks. Mwah

[Jason F’n Helms @ItsAboutTheName]

Oops. Seems I touched a nerve and triggered another episode...

[Jason F’n Helms @ItsAboutTheName]

Jason Helms: the hero SCW needs. You're welcome.

[Jason F’n Helms @ItsAboutTheName]

@IcedGIMPKonrad Alright, real talk: You want a match? Here's my terms. You win, I never mention you by name on here again. Ever. I win? You stfu for a full month. Twitter darkness. 28 days.

[Jason F’n Helms @ItsAboutTheName]

😂😂😂

[Bree Lancaster @True_BreeL]

@IcedGIMPKonrad he has more balls than you, considering they're still attached and not being carried in a jar by a woman.

[Jason F’n Helms @ItsAboutTheName]

@AmbitchousBree You don't need my help to do that. Just find something shiny. He's like that dog from "Up", seeing a squirrel lol

[Jason F’n Helms @ItsAboutTheName]

Live images from @IcedGIMPKonrad's lounge right now, waiting for his mistress to return...

[Jason F’n Helms @ItsAboutTheName]

@william_b_mason Just amused, bro.

[Jason F’n Helms @ItsAboutTheName]

That said, anyone got any Neosporin I can lend, after that burn? The overweight, wrinkly submissive got me good. This has-been would appreciate it greatly 😂