Phil

My super hero alter-ego is an asshole

[Phil @ItsAlwaysPhilly]

And I can't log in on my new phone. May get an instagram instead

[Phil @ItsAlwaysPhilly]

Looks like my twitter will be done. My email for it is deactivated and I can't get my password. And I don't want to make a new one.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Down goes Costas

[Joseph Gordon-Levitt @hitRECordJoe]

Very very happy to announce that I'm gonna be working again with @jonathanalevine and @Sethrogen. This one's gonna be a good one..

[Phil @ItsAlwaysPhilly]

@bricemaynard we all know you don't check voice mails..

[Phil @ItsAlwaysPhilly]

@MrAnderson_13 nope. All you have to do is move. Haha

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Bob's pink eye is spreading, please Russia stop farting on his pillow

[Phil @ItsAlwaysPhilly]

I've been in a foul, foul mood for about 15 hours now.

[Phil @ItsAlwaysPhilly]

Going to bed pissed off. Inexplicably in a bad mood tonight. Grrr

[SensibleTalker @SensibleTalker]

Bob Costas Proves that Regardless of What Country he's in,
He can Demonstrate His Ignorance with the Greatest of Ease
http://t.co/OVmTKnLEIp

[Phil @ItsAlwaysPhilly]

Bob Costas loves to open his ignorant mouth about things he knows nothing about. I wish they'd get that asshole as far from TV as possible.

[Phil @ItsAlwaysPhilly]

Can't move, but I need to work out.

[MichelleTrachtenberg @RealMichelleT]

"The ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on the rungs of opportunity." ~ Ayn Rand

[Daniel Lopez @4danlopez]

MT @mustafa__bag: Early reports shows that, #Ukrainian citizen wanted to divert plane from Kharkov to #Sochi

[Daniel Lopez @4danlopez]

BREAKING Airliner from Ukraine forced to land in Turkey after hijack attempt: media -AFP

[Phil @ItsAlwaysPhilly]

Hey @davidjahns stop screen shotting my snaps. My works of art are copyrighted.

[Phil @ItsAlwaysPhilly]

You're like Coca Cola to me and everyone else is Pepsi.

[Phil @ItsAlwaysPhilly]

@camerontylor saw you favorited one of my tweets. Where you the dude from that Summer Camp show?

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

GREAT IDEA.
Arkansas, you've done it.
Drive-Thru Spunk Depository!
#ExtraCashOnTheGo
#ONANymous
#64oz

[Phil @ItsAlwaysPhilly]

@WGNRobin @WGNMorningNews whatever happened to the coyote on the Lake?