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Upstairs neighbors favorite shoes

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algonquin gave me a free condom today, which is funny because THE ONLY THING FUCKING ME IS THEM.

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@vickeyspray I'm blaming you for this weather

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How I feel when there is no milk https://t.co/N98sCyN49E

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@ashley_deea On my way

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I'm going to have to move. It is snowing out and I do not put up with that kind of behaviour!

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My bed and I have become one.

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Is Netflix college a thing? Can I get college credits for Netflix? If they gave me an exam I'm pretty sure I could ace it right now.

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@cassbeaudry4 Lol I'm sooooo bored

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@cassbeaudry4 Like this strike? Lol

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turn on sound and enjoy https://t.co/QvSzqnFvyf

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When you get undressed before you get in the shower and catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror

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Someone finally made it out

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When the bitch at Tim Hortons gives you a fresh bagel and then smears the bag in the chocolate "YOU HAD ON JOB CAROL!" #pissed #papperindnut

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https://t.co/d6l6A8qbus

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TRUE

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Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

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Hungry vs. Hangry - https://t.co/YvbVCwmwpn

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My momma would've beat me so bad I'd never use a toilet again. I'd be like the charmin bears