Avery Penner

professional hoodrat. Snapchat: Averypenner

[Avery Penner @ItsAve112]

I hated my body & then I discovered this... I found alcohol. 28 weekends in a row & I couldn't be happier! It can't hurt to try!

[Avery Penner @ItsAve112]

Broken Window Serenade is just a song about Forrest Gump and Jenny

[Avery Penner @ItsAve112]

Only I would get sent a link for the exact cruise to book and still book the wrong one

[Avery Penner @ItsAve112]

Squat PR’d tonight by 20lbs after a 4 day bender. Can’t tell me shit rn

[Avery Penner @ItsAve112]

I leave for colorado in the morning and to procrastinate packing a little more, I’m going out to eat

[Avery Penner @ItsAve112]

Sausage gravy

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

You can only choose one Hashbrown topping for the rest of your life- Go.

[Avery Penner @ItsAve112]

@ConnerAtk6 Thank you for accepting me into your coffee cult

[Avery Penner @ItsAve112]

Forcing myself to become a coffee person. I see why y’all drink this stuff

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

Don’t tempt me with a sausage, egg and cheese hashbrown bowl.

[. @FlRE_EATER]

You can’t have Bucees under communism

[Crocs @Crocs]

Mondays will do you wrong but Crocs never will. Remember that.

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

This is the greatest slow motion replay angle in NFL history

[Avery Penner @ItsAve112]

Puttin a Polaroid over my check liver light today and gunna act a fool

[Avery Penner @ItsAve112]

#NewProfilePic

[Heckin Good Dogs @HeckinGoodDogs]

It’s probably something on the lens.

[Avery Penner @ItsAve112]

Forks should have sharp edges on them

[Avery Penner @ItsAve112]

Why I got a lazy eye

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

PHONE BOOTH FIGHTS???????

[Avery Penner @ItsAve112]

@carriejeantuck Well gahh dang. Ima get me some of that

[Avery Penner @ItsAve112]

I bet if zaxbys made a chicken biscuit it would be good as fuck

[Avery Penner @ItsAve112]

@SavannaMcNeill Yeah because that bad boy gunna be BUSSIN