Dude couldnโt figure out why the gas station attendant wasnโt coming to pump his gasโฆ until he saw him carefully pulling a splinter out of a stray dogโs paw. โค๏ธ
He shaved his beard as a prank and his wife legitimately looks like sheโs reconsidering her entire life. She really said, "I don't know if I can sleep with you tonight. it doesn't feel right."
Is a beard a "personality trait," or are we just catfishing at this point?