Bork Laser

It's-a me! Bork Laser from your streams and memes. To be streaming...maybe soon? #JoinDarkOrder

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@CarrlynBathe Hi Carl it’s your old friend Bork. You’re super great as a person and friend and at your work!!! Don’t listen to the haters.

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@LAKings Do we get to know what the locker room game winning song was now?

[KJ Orso @KJOrso]

The town I live in, Sulphur, Oklahoma, was hit by two back to back devastating tornadoes last night.

It destroyed the gym I go to, houses, restaurants, gas stations, and most of downtown Sulphur.

Thankfully it missed my house. But last night was one of the scariest of my life.

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@FuegoDelSol Saw some videos from Sulphur and wow man…wow. So glad you and your family are okay. Hoping any friends and neighbors you have there are okay even if there material losses. If there are any funds being set up that you know are reputable let us know please.

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@bmdbud I TOLD YOU PHIL GOT INJURED AT THE RUMBLE 😅

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@ConcealedBones You don’t even want to know. 😅

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@MissGinaDarling

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@ColtCabana You still in Japan? You good?

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@CarrlynBathe Somebody get that guy some #ScallopsAndSteak !!!

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@handsomepod I think the Cupid slide is actually the Cha Cha slide?

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@LAKings

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@CarrlynBathe Was just talking with my dad about Kopi wearing the neck protector and then there you are spotlighting it! 👍 Would love to see a close look at those shirts versus a skate to see what it does

[Los Angeles Magazine @LAmag]

[🔊WATCH AUDIO ON] @LAKings pay tribute to longtime fan Matthew Perry by playing the #Friends theme song during Saturday’s game, hours after the actor’s unexpected death.

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House of Thoughts and Prayers

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

The new Speaker's suggestion is we simply pray away the gun violence. That's it.

“This is a dark time in America, we have a lot of problems …Prayer is appropriate in a time like this, that the evil can end... So that's the statement this morning."

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@cinematicangell

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@nessguerrero Up

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@MissGinaDarling @OvileeMay Gina do your laundry and drink water

[Covalent TV @TheCovalentTV]

Oh shit! Not the Inverted Frankensteiner 😂
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#WWEFastlane

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@Hunkstaban Love you Hunky!

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