Bree

Aspiring retired dog mom *Disclaimer: Tweets are mine

[Bree @ItsBreeHouse]

Perfection is unattainable.

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I don’t understand how people get thousands back in taxes, if I have to pay in less than $1k that’s a win.

Also why isn’t my dog considered a dependent, he’s the MOST dependent.

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Idc who wins this #BengalsvsChiefs game, I just want the Eagles to lose the Superbowl

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#NopackNo

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To the next person who calls for a Vikings players head after today’s game, I’ll take your head you bandwagon bullshit fake fan. #Skol

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It’d be cool if we could show up to this game. #Skol

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@MyNameIsRaph Omg 🫣🤣

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@cox5029 @Vikings @P2 You mad bro?

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Patrick Peterson was like “not today Josh Allen” #SKOL

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#skol

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This game is going to leave me with bruised hands, no voice & high blood pressure. #SKOL

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So.. we gonna get those powerball numbers so I know if I’m going to work tonight or nah?

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Anyone remember Circus Pizza? Pretty sure they all closed/were taken over by Chuck E Cheese by 2000.. anyway, some dude tipped me a circus pizza game coin last night, so that’s super useful. 🫠

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Do normal adults always have money in their bank accounts?

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My next door neighbor needs to be put in a home.. this probably sounds heartless but I’m not your kid, if you’re that uncomfortable staying in your home without someone checking on you, get an assistant & for the love of all things stop calling me cause you lost your corded phone

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Some of y’all have never worked service industry & it shows.

Y’all are whiny, douche wagons.

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Yrs ago some perp would say some form of “you’d be prettier if you smiled.” we’d fake laugh & walk away.

Now we snap back “stop talking & maybe your wife wouldn’t hate you.”

It’s why I laugh like a psycho when the “ask one of our friendly staff” announcement comes on. 🫠

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@Brandytalks Ducking right

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Dude: Now you add a small pizza, that’s ridiculous.
Me: we’ve always had a…what? Sure. Please don’t come back.

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Some ppl just want to argue.

Dude: Why do they keep changing things? Now there’s volleyball!?
Me: Sir, we’ve had VB for 15yrs.
Dude: Well… you’re new!
Me: uhh.. I’ve worked here since I was a child..
D: She’s new!
Me: She’s been here since the day we opened.
….

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@katobrad Thank you 😊

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I’ve been sober for 21 days. Will I be sober forever? 🤷🏻‍♀️ I’m happy not drinking right now & my number 1 life goal is to be happy.