Brett

My tweets are my own. Unfortunately, they're not that good.

[Brett @ItsBrettLewis]

Thank you for letting me be your co-pilot, Captain. I hope you enjoyed the ride. ❤️

[Brett @ItsBrettLewis]

@StephenKing Even you couldn’t have written a better horror story

[Brett @ItsBrettLewis]

@WhiteHouse What a couple of losers

[Brett @ItsBrettLewis]

@MargoMartin47 @buttkicker7 @realDonaldTrump 2 fucking losers

[Brett @ItsBrettLewis]

@SensCentral So nice to see you guys taking time to take a photo with a fan

[Brett @ItsBrettLewis]

@kel_sens Have you been secretly a dog this whole time?

[Brett @ItsBrettLewis]

@Notwokenow Did you feel differently in 2017?

[Lord Brunson tweets @lord_brunson]

Did ppl care this much when the nick foles lead #Eagles declined the visit?

[Brett @ItsBrettLewis]

@Marilyn86434882 @POTUS45 @elonmusk

[Brett @ItsBrettLewis]

@nocontextmemes “Yeah, we deserved that one.”

[Brett @ItsBrettLewis]

@uniformcritic Bottom right NSFW tbh

[Brett @ItsBrettLewis]

@cbcradio Anything to make a buck, eh?

[Brett @ItsBrettLewis]

🐐

[Ian Mendes @ian_mendes]

Brady Tkachuk couldn’t participate in the skills event on the ice today, but he really wanted to be involved.

I’m going to estimate he signed north of 500 autographs while the event was going on. And he told every single kid, “Don’t worry, I’ll get to you.”

And he did.

[Brett @ItsBrettLewis]

@AFpost **Nazi Salute

[Brett @ItsBrettLewis]

@Capitals @ovi8 Did ya… did ya read all of these carefully?

[Brett @ItsBrettLewis]

Yes

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

Serious question: Is the Trump administration incompetent, stupid or just evil?

[Brett @ItsBrettLewis]

@OfficialTourPro Texas wedge

[Brett @ItsBrettLewis]

Remember, Nazis make excellent fertilizer

[Fellaraktar🇺🇦 @fellaraktar]

I found him.

I found the immigrant that has been taking all the American jobs.

[Brett @ItsBrettLewis]

@FoxNews Delete your account