Adam Brimer

[Adam Brimer @ItsBrimeTime]

Shout out to @duvanrode1o and the amazingly friendly cohort at @HolbertonCOL for letting me join one of their daily stand up calls! Such an incredible opportunity to make some international friends through @holbertonschool

[Adam Brimer @ItsBrimeTime]

HOW DID GEORGE SOROS TRAIN THE FLY TO DO THAT?!?

[Adam Brimer @ItsBrimeTime]

Crazy to think I’ve been relying heavily on population health data from @CDCgov and @JohnsHopkins in my work over the past several years and never even thought to run any of the numbers by Jared Kushner or his task force to make sure they were legit. https://t.co/zkclTDp7le

[Adam Brimer @ItsBrimeTime]

@GovStitt @WhiteHouse “We were speeding towards the edge of the cliff at 86.1 mph, but now we are speeding towards the edge of the cliff at a mere 63.2 mph so I’m pleased to announce that we definitely avoided driving off of the edge of the cliff.” -@GovStitt ‘s wildly-misleading graphs

[Adam Brimer @ItsBrimeTime]

Did a quick Godaddy search after participating in my family’s first Zoom-hosted Passover Seder. Not trying to be overly-pessimistic about what the wold will look like this time next year, but $11.99 is a damn bargain!

[Adam Brimer @ItsBrimeTime]

FELLAS— do your part to stop the spread of preventable disease with these five simple steps:
1) create a tinder account
2) match with anti-vax moms
3) date until you’ve built trust and become a father figure to her kid(s)
4) vaccinate those little suckers
5) unmatch.

[Adam Brimer @ItsBrimeTime]

Can’t believe I got disqualified from #TulsaTough just because my bike is a Lime scooter 😡

[Adam Brimer @ItsBrimeTime]

Me: *calls an Uber at Grand Lake*
Uber: “Tommy Lee Jr. will be there in 35 minutes in a souped-up Rhino four wheeler”
Me: *cancels Grand Lake Uber*

[Adam Brimer @ItsBrimeTime]

Anyone in Tulsa who likes good music should come check out Randy Crouch this evening at Guthrie Green!

[Adam Brimer @ItsBrimeTime]

Working on business plans for my new restaurant, James Jonathan’s. We will serve gourmet sandwiches meticulously prepared by world class chefs. Service will be aggravatingly slow.

[Adam Brimer @ItsBrimeTime]

@Uncle_Max_ @tedcruz MAX

[Adam Brimer @ItsBrimeTime]

Decided to get back on Twitter. Haven’t tweeted anything since Sept., 2016 so let me catch you up on my thoughts from the last year and a half: “lol there’s no way he’s going to win tho”; “oh no...”; “OH NO!!!”; *witty response to @tedcruz porno tweet*; “He said WHAT?!!?!?”

[Diane Rehm: On My Mind @drshow]

"I got tired of asking nicely for the legislators...to look after the students"—so now teacher John Waldron is running for OK state senate.

[Adam Brimer @ItsBrimeTime]

Pokemon GO + Tinder = best app idea ever???

[Adam Brimer @ItsBrimeTime]

#PaulTay2016

[Adam Brimer @ItsBrimeTime]

About time the press paid some attention to what a photogenic day drinker I am! Quality journalism, @tulsaworld

[Adam Brimer @ItsBrimeTime]

Going to have some "Make America Budweiser again" hats printed up for the summer.

#MakeAmericaBudweiserAgain

https://t.co/INygjKeooM

[Adam Brimer @ItsBrimeTime]

"Did you save just save that guy?"
Lifeguard: "Yeah just saw him drowning and moses"
#SederTweets

[Adam Brimer @ItsBrimeTime]

This Passover, "Next year in Jerusalem" is a contingency plan for a Trump presidency. #SederTweets

[Adam Brimer @ItsBrimeTime]

Good thing Passover isn't two days earlier this year or we'd have a bunch of upset stoner Jews having to dip their herb twice. #MaNishtana