Myoclonic Jerk

I am a meat Popsicle.
Air Force Veteran.
Echo Boomer.
Shit Poster.

If you take me too seriously that's on you. I drunk tweet some times.

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@netflix Hasn't he already been roasted?

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@GrampsToolshed Who is the artist?

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@RekietaLaw Why does it take so long to sentence?

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@sorealfoods They turn white when they die. There's a spot on the back of the head that if you bite it they will instantly die and turn white

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@ImMeme0 Unless you have served, you can fuck ALL THE WAY OFF

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@thatstarwarsgrl Get it together Anna 🙃

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@SteveLovesAmmo MREs are a good time. Especially when you have good company to enjoy them with. They come loaded with all kinds of extras that you can trade with your friends.

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@kozempic @BestMovieMom Couldn't she have had a scholarship? I don't know the ins and outs of colleges

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@NewsM101 And yet they both work. Sit the F down OP

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@kfc I would flip it over, and take the biggest bite possible

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@mymixtapez I wish

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@literaturedevil This is a brilliant idea! However, @EthanVanSciver should be randomly sending @shanedavisart the food to review 🤣🤣🤣

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Public Announcement: B-1, 1=one. B+one= Bone. Just call them a Bone or Bones

[nate @refueled]

B-1B Lancer

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@messedupfoods He went to the Learing Center in Minneapolis

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@OnDisasters The B-52 is over 70 years old and has the nickname BUFF. Big Ugly Fat Fuck...

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Hold on, hold on. I haven't eaten McDonald's since 2013, but I can't be the only person that when eating a burger chooses each bite with the importance equivalent of making a move in Chess. From first to last.

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@Kuno_Age_17 start with two hands

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@Bigdaddyvinz_ Not entirely accurate. HBO specifically hired porn stars for sex scenes because they weren't timid about getting naked and knew what they were doing

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@uncledoomer Nah. They never stopped flying

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@ayeejuju It's like that stupid shit they used to put on the ceiling all the time back in the day