Caleb

I paid $120,000 for someone to tell me to go read Jane Austen and then I didn’t // He/Him

[Caleb @ItsCALamp]

Me after a long day of hiding my depression behind jokes

[Caleb @ItsCALamp]

My job doesn’t even require emails and I still feel this

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

[about to invent yard gnomes] babe the lawn looks great. how can we get a little fucking freak in here

[Caleb @ItsCALamp]

I’m a simple man. All I want is a gf to wear matching frog rings with

[Caleb @ItsCALamp]

Mood board for the second I get home

[Caleb @ItsCALamp]

Left my room to go to the bathroom and as I opened my door my roommate @thejake_meister SPRINTED past my door from the kitchen to his room and I said, out loud, “Jesus it’s like living with a fucking cryptid”

[Caleb @ItsCALamp]

I’m terrible at flirting wish I could just frantically wave my arms around like a bird and girls would think it’s sexy

[Caleb @ItsCALamp]

Honestly considering getting YouTube premium to stop getting ads for the military like stop trying to sell me on joining a terrorist group

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!

[Caleb @ItsCALamp]

Imagine going on a date and they show up wearing their mask below their nose, I’d just leave right then and there

[Caleb @ItsCALamp]

Arguably the best scene in the show

[Caleb @ItsCALamp]

Me after seeing people posting pro cop content on social media