CarolColleen

Little bit Athebascan, whole lotta Eskimo. Just a city villager trying my best

[CarolColleen @ItsCarolColleen]

Hi

[CarolColleen @ItsCarolColleen]

My toxic trait is thinking "they can fuck all the way off before thinking they're right!"

[CarolColleen @ItsCarolColleen]

Nobody:
Me: man scratching mosquito bites take a lot out of you

[CarolColleen @ItsCarolColleen]

It’s not fair that after having one of the best days ever the next day it just comes crashing down to a shitty mess. Balance ig? Oh well that’s life

[CarolColleen @ItsCarolColleen]

@SetlonoyegheeLn Love you Courtney

[CarolColleen @ItsCarolColleen]

I'm in denial about how much fast food I eat until I clean out my car and gotta throw away all my drive thru receipts

[CarolColleen @ItsCarolColleen]

Who do I have to fuck to get my tires changed over soon?! 😒 #AdultingAndStuff

[CarolColleen @ItsCarolColleen]

The only downside to my boys having long, beautiful indigenous hair, is that my shower drain and vacuum get clogged so fast. Other than that I love it!

[CarolColleen @ItsCarolColleen]

@SetlonoyegheeLn I gave up and just wore a hoodie😂😭

[CarolColleen @ItsCarolColleen]

I've always liked the idea of having long nails but never really thought about the cons. I'm sitting here struggling to button my shirt. It's been 10 mins and I only managed to do one😅😭

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

If you don’t have a significant one for vday it’s okay .Get your make up done , curl your hair ,put some red clothes on and bitch FEEL YOURSELF!!! You might find your man today !!

[CarolColleen @ItsCarolColleen]

I don't need anymore coffee.
I don't need anymore coffee.
I don't need anymore coffee.
I don't need anymore coffee.

Fuck it, I'm making more coffee

[CarolColleen @ItsCarolColleen]

Last night I finally threw away the flowers I got for my birthday. My birthday was on the 8th😬

[CarolColleen @ItsCarolColleen]

@SkittlesSaidDat Have you ever tried to turn it back into a car after the kid turned him to a robot?! It's hard lol

[CarolColleen @ItsCarolColleen]

Whoever gave my baby Transformers, your moms a hoe.

[CarolColleen @ItsCarolColleen]

Listening to Cardi's thru your phone on repeat like I have a man to threaten🤦🏻‍♀️😅

[Salice Rose @salice_roseee]

Do whatever the fuck makes you happy.

[CarolColleen @ItsCarolColleen]

I just got poked on fb, I was not aware that it was still a feature lol

[CarolColleen @ItsCarolColleen]

Just ate the last of my kids' goldfish cause they ate all of my chips. All is fair in love and snacks in this establishment.

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

It’s so easy to be a good person 🤷🏽‍♀️ you literally have to go out of your way to be evil