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scuba certified

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People are saying it’s the most remarkable viral recovery we’ve seen since magic johnson

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And now, only 7 years after his infection, the man I ripped off for this image is a Super Bowl champion. An inspiring reminder that you are more than your diagnosis.

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Happy Milk Expiration Eve. If anyone has ideas for using 87% of a gallon of milk my line is open

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As a follow up I’d also like everyone to know I just spelled wednesday correct on my third attempt who want me

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I’d like all my haters to know I just spelled Szechwan right on the first try

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Happy orr fellow date night

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One thing about me is I’m gonna steal drink tickets

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One thing about me is I’m gonna steal drink tickets

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Just donated $5.35 to Wikipedia. I challenge you all to match my donation or I will forever hold the moral high ground over you

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i KNOW some of yall got this in your pantry

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@bike_boy24 Ngl this bangs

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Just moaned watching the price tick down after scanning my Kroger card

[Mathurin Mafia @bornreadydog]

In 49 states it’s just basketball.

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Ah yes, rent due at midnight!

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Big time roses to Past Ethan for setting a 6pm alarm to remind myself to do something very important when I get home from work. Big time thorns to Present Ethan for completely forgetting what said very important thing is.

[Indiana Pacers @Pacers]

📍 Nembhell

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Half marathon race day prep:
1. Roll out of bed
2. Watch 10 minutes of grizzlies grit and grind era highlights
3. Don Luigi costume
4. ????
5. Profit

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Just heard some moron at the airport mix up the phrases “on the tip of my tongue” and “can’t quite put my finger on it” and said “can’t quite put my tongue on it” (it was me)

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Whoever made fireball sweet cinnamon heat hot sauce should have to put it in their eyeballs

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Yee haw

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I’ve never seen so many people role play cowboys that’s so embarrassing