Connor Saaaaandra

[Connor Saaaaandra @ItsConnorSandra]

I’ve made the decision to start storing flossers in my car, I always get the urge to floss my teeth when I’m driving

[Connor Saaaaandra @ItsConnorSandra]

Kept things consistent by getting in the wrong lyft again on NYE, at least he gave me a ride anyway😂😂

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Somebody born in 2020 will see the year 3000 when they’re 80. That’s wild.

[Connor Saaaaandra @ItsConnorSandra]

Dana: “I’m having Vietnam flashbacks”

[Connor Saaaaandra @ItsConnorSandra]

Disney Plus is overwhelming because I simply can’t watch everything in one day.

[Connor Saaaaandra @ItsConnorSandra]

I feel like I share a nice bond with my neighbor in my apartment. Not sure who it is but I was carelessly singing “My Happy Ending” post shower today and then I heard a knock and then they screamed the next lyric, you can find us at the next open mic night

[Connor Saaaaandra @ItsConnorSandra]

Y’all, Victorious is on Netflix, not sure how to respond right now, I’ll let you know when I finish all 3 seasons in the next week.

[Connor Saaaaandra @ItsConnorSandra]

When people at the bar keep bumping into you, but you just recently got a flu shot and it hurts your arm kind of bad😂 #VAXXED

[Connor Saaaaandra @ItsConnorSandra]

Just literally rolled off my queen sized bed on accident 😩 how’s your Tuesday night going?

[Connor Saaaaandra @ItsConnorSandra]

Me: “okay well I’m just drinking some white claw till ya get here”
Kayla: “okay just don’t break the law, I’ll be there in 10 mins”

[Connor Saaaaandra @ItsConnorSandra]

If one more person cuts me off today, a bitch is getting cut 😩🤦🏼‍♀️ #StopDrivingLikeAPrick

[Connor Saaaaandra @ItsConnorSandra]

What is with these spongebob memes

[Connor Saaaaandra @ItsConnorSandra]

*me pulling up to the gas station I always go to*
Me: “Motherfuckers stole my spot”

[Connor Saaaaandra @ItsConnorSandra]

I can no longer touch hot water without thinking of Chance the Rapper

[Connor Saaaaandra @ItsConnorSandra]

My gym doesn’t have a sauna but sometimes i sit in my hot car right after I’m done at the gym and pretend I’m sitting in a sauna that has exceptional gangsta rap

[Connor Saaaaandra @ItsConnorSandra]

Saw a guy that looked like he was metal detecting, I thought to myself “wow that’s a weird place to metal detect” as I approached him I noticed he was actually weed whacking and that it’s 2019 and metal detecting isn’t heard of😂

[Connor Saaaaandra @ItsConnorSandra]

Can I just cancel my birthday this year, I do not want to be 23😭 is it possible to be going through a mid-life crisis at 22? 😂😂😂

[Connor Saaaaandra @ItsConnorSandra]

If sitting in my car for almost 15 minutes playing sudoko after coming home, is a sin, then forgive me Father but I finally finished the puzzle 😂

[Connor Saaaaandra @ItsConnorSandra]

I’ve been graduated for 5 years and it freaks me out tbh

[Connor Saaaaandra @ItsConnorSandra]

@maloriekate Thanks grandma 😘

[Connor Saaaaandra @ItsConnorSandra]

If adulting isn’t eating green bean casserole in your T-shirt and underwear while watching New Girl, I guess I’m doing it wrong.