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[courtney @ItsCourtneyBro]

We were talkin about where to go on our honeymoon and Cole just so nonchalantly says ‘I don’t know, I just want to see the whole world with you’ and I wish I could record him saying these things and send them to younger me so she knows that love is so real and will happen for her

[courtney @ItsCourtneyBro]

@hannahbarks96 @McDonalds One time I got a cheeseburger with no patty 🥴

[courtney @ItsCourtneyBro]

Cole telling people our wedding colors are husker red and white show just how much he really knows what’s going on

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

I think children should be allowed to experience cookies even if they are poor

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Entertainment Weekly has voted "The Haunting of Hill House" as the best series in Netflix history.

[edna @edna_days]

realising i have picked up on most of these sayings since watching this

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

“sorry i can’t come out, i have plans”

the plans:

[courtney @ItsCourtneyBro]

I tried to make rice a roni in my boyfriends house and dropped it and spilled it all over his kitchen. There is not a broom and dustpan in sight. What do I do there’s so much dry rice and chicken seasoning. PS he’s sleeping

[Sofia 🐮 @fairylilymyth]

A 19yr old girl literally died from sepsis bc her rotting fetus still had a heartbeat, like last week

Her organs shut down one by one as her pro life mama begged for doctors to perform an abortion

[Dan @dannah__montana]

I’m not exaggerating when I say this commercial completely changed my life

[courtney @ItsCourtneyBro]

It makes me so happy the amount of people that refer to me as ‘aunt Courtney’ to their kids. I love being the aunt to all of my biological and non-biological nephews and nieces 🥹

[courtney @ItsCourtneyBro]

Bachelorette party except at the Villisca Axe Murder house

[courtney @ItsCourtneyBro]

Why do I have like 8 portable chargers and none of them are charged

[courtney @ItsCourtneyBro]

Insecure men are wild 😭😭 I posted a picture of me and Tom on vacation and the guy I was talking to went CRAZY about it

[culture @notgwendalupe]

a small thread of 5 movie fight scenes that live in my mind rent free:

1) gogo vs the bride in 'kill bill'

[courtney @ItsCourtneyBro]

@elannist In us I trust 🫡

[courtney @ItsCourtneyBro]

@longjomsilver That’s what I want 🥲

[courtney @ItsCourtneyBro]

I tried to get bangs a few years ago but the lady told me it’d make my face look fat so she wouldn’t do it