Da Boyz

we shotgun beers and we conquer our fears because we’re all best friends and we hold each other dear

[Da Boyz @ItsDaBoyz]

Last night I asked my wife to refer to my cock and my balls as "Pinky and the Brain" and when I woke up this morning she and the kids were gone.

[Da Boyz @ItsDaBoyz]

I don't ever want you to be sorry while playing 2k

[Da Boyz @ItsDaBoyz]

Every bed is a queen bed when my QUEEN is SLEEPING IN IT

[Da Boyz @ItsDaBoyz]

Youll be sniffing mango for a month

[Da Boyz @ItsDaBoyz]

Hey dude wait! don't use the Netipot that's white claw in there

[Da Boyz @ItsDaBoyz]

Lowlight special on aisle me

[Da Boyz @ItsDaBoyz]

Lou Diamond Phillips can go fuck himself

[Da Boyz @ItsDaBoyz]

Dude you can't have mountain dew AND a girlfriend

[Da Boyz @ItsDaBoyz]

Going downtown and having a beer tonight? Nah I'm going down on a clown and facing my fear tonight

[Da Boyz @ItsDaBoyz]

Yeah Nomadland was pretty good but it was a little hoboerotic for my taste

[Da Boyz @ItsDaBoyz]

Oh no! I think I peaked in high school theater!

[Da Boyz @ItsDaBoyz]

If you think Master Chief is cool wait till you see this bitch

[Da Boyz @ItsDaBoyz]

What the fuck does sussudio mean

[Da Boyz @ItsDaBoyz]

Italian Eminem be like
I just made a plate of pasta
Dare me to dine?

[Da Boyz @ItsDaBoyz]

FUCK mom i said TOTINOS not FUCKING tostitos fucking take those BACK

[Da Boyz @ItsDaBoyz]

Why did Adele wish "nothing but the best" for @U2? What's the connection there?

[Da Boyz @ItsDaBoyz]

Need me a "Magic is real, but i still won't take medicine prescribed by my doctor!" Type of gal

[Da Boyz @ItsDaBoyz]

Why would i get mad if "Shit happens"? I'm just a fly on the wall, man, and you know how flies feel about their shit, man.

[Da Boyz @ItsDaBoyz]

George getting Dubs in my Bush

[Da Boyz @ItsDaBoyz]

Type of gas I sell is magic🪴✨️Expect-no Petroleum.
Quit Boggartin the good shit
like u a Gringotts goblin.