Gibran Mendez

AKA: NemoMartinez AKA: Gibs. AKA: Gemz. AKA: Dark G.
It depends what I'm doing. Writer, podcaster, just a nerd trying to live doing nerd stuff.

[Gibran Mendez @ItsDarkG]

@ChumelTorres @GQMexico Te usaron como carnada. Porque de no ser porque te mencionaron, hubiera pasado el resto de mi vida sin saber quién es ese wey.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Don’t say you’re Pro-life, if u remain silent while Trump impedes a transition, in midst of a surging pandemic, putting American lives at risk.

Don’t say you’re pro-Constitution, if u enable Trump trying to overturn fair & legal election results.

Damn it! Speak-up, Republicans!

[Gibran Mendez @ItsDarkG]

I don't know how memes haven't destroyed the greeting card industry

[Gibran Mendez @ItsDarkG]

Neta, el mejor chiste hasta ahora

[Gibran Mendez @ItsDarkG]

@twelfthknight96 Do those comebacks also take as long?

[Gibran Mendez @ItsDarkG]

@AmericanAir @KristinaxElise Is this a bot answer or a copy and paste answer?

[Gibran Mendez @ItsDarkG]

@KristinaxElise @AmericanAir @AmericanAir you're even shameless enough to have your flight attendants read us something about social distancing while the flight is packed.

[Gibran Mendez @ItsDarkG]

Thank you for just blatantly not caring about safety or #COVID, #AmericanAirlines . You live up to your name.

[Gibran Mendez @ItsDarkG]

@kathygriffin That is the most insulting thing anyone has ever compared female dogs to

[Gibran Mendez @ItsDarkG]

@YahooNews Finally! Some good news today! #EatShitBob

[Gibran Mendez @ItsDarkG]

Biden ads: Here's some facts about how things are bad, let's just work on getting better. Democracy still exists.

Trump ads: *Does a rail of amphetamines* THEY'RE COMING AFTER ME! THEY'RE COMING AFTER YOU! THEY'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE! THE FUCKING WHITE NIGHT IS HERE!

[Gibran Mendez @ItsDarkG]

@twelfthknight96 This soap opera can, indeed, get worse

[Gibran Mendez @ItsDarkG]

I should've been a soap opera actor. I already spend a good amount of my day intensely yelling "WHY?!" at the sky.

[Gibran Mendez @ItsDarkG]

Leave it to the MTA to contribute to the Second Wave by putting people into crowded shuttle buses.

[Gibran Mendez @ItsDarkG]

My #quarantine is over! Oh boy, what an adventure it is to go outside again! It's like playing Fallout, but not that fun!

[Gibran Mendez @ItsDarkG]

@TwitterComms Just out of curiosity, where was this rule for the past couple of years?

[Gibran Mendez @ItsDarkG]

For once, for fucking once, I hope he's telling the truth. And if he is, that we soon get even better news. #TrumpHasCovid

[Gibran Mendez @ItsDarkG]

Too many years of writing and enjoying horror has desensitized me so much, that I just get annoyed when the toy Pikachu I have on my desk goes off in the middle of the night.

[Pixellitist | pixellitist.eth @pixellitist]

Usual Mantras by @kali_mantra

https://t.co/nwk7dplM8O #Rarible #Ethereum #ERC721 #Collectible #NFT via @rariblecom $RARI

[Gibran Mendez @ItsDarkG]

@twelfthknight96 You know, I never thought about it that way. You're right

[Gibran Mendez @ItsDarkG]

After 6 years of putting it off, I finally started an Instagram account, and only a fraction of my soul was killed