Kween Dayna 👑

Live fiercely. Love completely.

[Kween Dayna 👑 @ItsDaynaBietch]

Throwing on a Gucci bag is not fashün

[Kween Dayna 👑 @ItsDaynaBietch]

“Never underestimate the power of glitter”

[Kween Dayna 👑 @ItsDaynaBietch]

Can the work WiFi not suck balls when I’m trying to not work? I mean I see what you’re doing here but just let me live my life

[Kween Dayna 👑 @ItsDaynaBietch]

The fact that I am still being referred to as “little girl” at 22 because of my height is just ridiculous

[Kween Dayna 👑 @ItsDaynaBietch]

When the roomie’s out for the rest of the night

[Kween Dayna 👑 @ItsDaynaBietch]

I’m currently tweeting to you all, my fans, from the big stall at work. I think we can all agree that this is the ultimate pooping experience because a) personal space in this vulnerable time and b) no need to hide your shoes

[Kween Dayna 👑 @ItsDaynaBietch]

This is a “treat yoself” kinda week

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Most girls when their man’s in Vegas: If you even LOOK AT ANOTHER WOMAN so help me....

Me: YOU’RE NOT A QUITTER! Chug a Red Bull and hit the strip clubs! You’re in Vegas damn it! & throw some benjis on the table on your way, Mama needs a new pair of shoes!

[Kween Dayna 👑 @ItsDaynaBietch]

Me on a Monday https://t.co/88zPi26yEy

[Kween Dayna 👑 @ItsDaynaBietch]

Bean burritos are never as satisfying as you hope they’ll be. My body wants a carne asada burrito with the works and some beans in a tortilla ain’t fooling the slim thic

[Kween Dayna 👑 @ItsDaynaBietch]

I just overheard an exchange in which “all of my eggplants” was somehow a part of the conversation

[Kween Dayna 👑 @ItsDaynaBietch]

On Sundays Ibe out here like Holly Homemaker but with a beer in hand. Looking forward to getting rich so I don’t have to do my own chores

[Kween Dayna 👑 @ItsDaynaBietch]

“You always want an egg McMuffin” is a compliment to me

[Kween Dayna 👑 @ItsDaynaBietch]

@chrissyteigen AGHHH! HOW CAN I MEET YOU CHRISSY?! IT’S MY LIFE DREAM AND I HAPPEN TO BE IN SEOUL AT THE SAME TIME! It’s raining balls today but it’s destiny that we are vacationing to Seoul at the SAME TIME! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[Kween Dayna 👑 @ItsDaynaBietch]

So. Many. Lip. Injections. Aghhhh

[Kween Dayna 👑 @ItsDaynaBietch]

I love when tv shows blur out car insignias like we don’t all know that that’s a fucking BMW

[Kween Dayna 👑 @ItsDaynaBietch]

If you’re reading this, we’re affiliated via social medz, so I have a request:
Never post a photo of your salad unless it’s covered in fried chicken and is actually a waffle k thx

[Kween Dayna 👑 @ItsDaynaBietch]

I’m thankful for wine

[Kween Dayna 👑 @ItsDaynaBietch]

@quenblackwell Ranch taste like it belong on some buttermilk chicken strips and occasionally your pizza crust—if you’re feelin extra saucy that day

[Kween Dayna 👑 @ItsDaynaBietch]

So what’s all this “Olympics” fuss about? #nocable