Doc Chocolate

🥋🏍✈🍰⚒🗡💉 Trauma, UK

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@cjsnowdon @Motionwerk @DrNickDalmon I have an even better idea, why don't you just use Chatgpt for all your health?

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@throwawaytras @genzalternative She has persistent genital arousal disorder

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@genzalternative Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder will be my next anonymous profile name

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@julia_doubleday How do you know it's a migraine?

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@IhabFathiSulima So many AI bots confidently saying AAA. THAT THING IS ANTERIOR. AAAs ARE RETROPERITONEAL.

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GP mate:
"I have processed hundreds, maybe thousands, of Iranian asylum seekers. All of them have the same script: I've become Christian so I had to flee. Strangely many were back in Iran over last summer for holidays + nose jobs. They're all depressed and asking for free houses"

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@docxusofficial With literally just the word conference, I don't need to know anything else, it's gonorrhea or legionella

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IMGs waxing indignant over no longer being equally weighted Vs UK grads that have had to study for a dumb exam while working burnout F1&F2 full-time, I'm here for it

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@ShoooTsw @frauleinruby My jobs super safe! Thanks for your concern

[Mike Henley 🤨 @trentconsultant]

Pressing on regardless during resident Drs strikes didn’t end well here. When it went wrong the employer washed their hands of the Dr. A reminder we, as individuals remain responsible for patient safety. Think very carefully! https://t.co/wW0RHCDXLj

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@ShoooTsw @frauleinruby Great, so what's the concern?

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@cmatt06_alt @MrFearArmy @frauleinruby Just ask your GP to refer you to one of the London clinics then.

Also FYI the meds are decent in a pinch but it's actually way more effective to focus on fixing your sleep with melatonin or daridorexant, as ADHD is primarily a circadian rhythm disorder

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@partywcrypto @HaQ_mAn @frauleinruby patients never want to hear how to actually treat it, they just want tablets.

If someone says "stop drinking 6 cups of coffee and red bull, drink 3L water, wake up at 0600 every day and get bright light immediately upon wake, and follow sleep hygiene guidelines" they get upset

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@TransRoofKorean @MythoYookay Personally at zero because I got too senior to be the one spotting these. I trust my juniors to raise the same though, they are a solid and switched on bunch.

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@_mattwelter Too much coffee, not enough sleep, allergies and undiagnosed asthma

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@pippaisright £2 billion isn't even 10% of the debt of one of the last trusts I worked at lmao

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@bindybooo @doctor_rahmeh @gmcuk I had an Israeli patient freak out that the doctors were going to kill her for being Israeli. Her just-out-the-idf son was saying it's all over tiktok, British doctors are killing Israelis.
I laughed and said that's what your doctors do to other people, We are professionals.