Michael Keirsey

Am I supposed to write something heartfelt and meaningful in here?

[NFL @NFL]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wow #MINvsNO

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@Steeeeve_ You all got something for resident appreciation day?

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Can’t decide which is the better Christmas present. Hope, or the Scooby Doo band-aid. Here’s to a brighter 2021. #igottheshot https://t.co/aFzD2cOKEg

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@RyanLStL I just teared up a little

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@RyanLStL Send the surgeon my regards

[Michael Keirsey @ItsDocMike]

@RyanLStL And probably still left it mainstemmed

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@BrendanKurtz That's why I knitted you a beanie. I left it there for you...

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@RebeccaStaloch we live in a Hitchcock movie.

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@MeTheKaptain well, if the shoe fits.

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@MeTheKaptain we felt it here too

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@BrendanKurtz weren't they?

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@Steeeeve_ Jack Sock finishes one one-hundredth of a second behind for the silver.

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Ukraine is about to drop the hottest 80s hip hop video of all time. #Rio2016

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@zachbraff I like to think that you were the one behind the camera when this happened. @donald_faison

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@katehirst1993 @CollegeConfesss shit how'd you find out?

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@MiddyHax I for one am surprised that it wasn't the llama.

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@aaaannamariaaaa yup.

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@BrendanKurtz he found my skillet. This is how it ends.

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I have Supernova Girl, from Xenon stuck in my head. Someone, anyone, please help.

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"And now Sal drives a Honda Gherkin." - @BrendanKurtz