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Donald Duck
@itsDonaldDuck
The parody account for Donald Duck. I am in no way affiliated with Disney.
Joined April 2012
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Donald Duck
@itsDonaldDuck
about 14 years ago
I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face.
Donald Duck
@itsDonaldDuck
about 14 years ago
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Donald Duck
@itsDonaldDuck
about 14 years ago
Whats the worst thing to do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Donald Duck
@itsDonaldDuck
about 14 years ago
Oh, your job on Facebook is titled "selling weed" and you live in "Compton. I smell your successful future.
Donald Duck
@itsDonaldDuck
about 14 years ago
Apple is coming out with a product for Asians.... the iOpener
Donald Duck
@itsDonaldDuck
about 14 years ago
When you squeeze that pimple and it doesnt pop, so it stings like a bitch.
Donald Duck
@itsDonaldDuck
about 14 years ago
Some bitches put the randomest fuckery on Facebook.
Donald Duck
@itsDonaldDuck
about 14 years ago
If pluto isn't a plantet. Then midgets aren't people.
Donald Duck
@itsDonaldDuck
about 14 years ago
I want to throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.
Donald Duck
@itsDonaldDuck
about 14 years ago
Cee Lo Green is no doubt the black jesus.
Donald Duck
@itsDonaldDuck
about 14 years ago
Just finished charging my iPhone. Lets see how long the batte la-
Donald Duck
@itsDonaldDuck
about 14 years ago
What's in common between a rubix cube and a penis? The longer you play with it, the harder it gets.
Donald Duck
@itsDonaldDuck
about 14 years ago
If someone has sex with a bipolar chick, is that a threesome?
Donald Duck
@itsDonaldDuck
about 14 years ago
#AdmitThat
you've mistaken the McFlurry spoon for a straw.
Donald Duck
@itsDonaldDuck
about 14 years ago
#ThatAwkwardMoment
when you say "Hi" to somebody and they don't say "Hi" back.
Donald Duck
@itsDonaldDuck
about 14 years ago
School is like a boner. Its long and hard... unless your an asian.
Donald Duck
@itsDonaldDuck
about 14 years ago
Want a new phone? Scratch here ββββββββββββ with a very sharp object.
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