Edgar Allan Ho

I teach. I complain. I politics. I retweet people who are much funnier than me.

[Edgar Allan Ho @ItsEdgarAllanHo]

@skipssomedays No such thing and also money isn’t real. You’ll be okay. ❤️

[Edgar Allan Ho @ItsEdgarAllanHo]

@skipssomedays See also: cloudy lemon thatchers cider.

[Edgar Allan Ho @ItsEdgarAllanHo]

@imbethmccoll I mean jfc before we even dig into the fact that most SA happens in long-term relationships this is just an insane leap of logic.

[Edgar Allan Ho @ItsEdgarAllanHo]

@imbethmccoll She was saying that assuming men aren’t interested in a relationship because they have a hookup on a first date is neurotic; alcohol wasn’t even mentioned except in her specific story wtf.

[Edgar Allan Ho @ItsEdgarAllanHo]

@imbethmccoll @lgbtjohnwick She made an absolutely insane leap of logic that someone saying a relationship can start casual (in response to weird uptight rules about policing women’s sexual experiences) somehow is encouraging women to be drunk on a first date? Like… that leap is the problem and it’s mad.

[Edgar Allan Ho @ItsEdgarAllanHo]

This is the most insane thing I’ve ever seen on here.

[Alex Moskowitz @alexrmoskowitz]

one thing i find despicable is the rise of home espresso machines. you get espresso/cappuccinos while you are out. it is a social event. you go out to get a coffee. absolutely pathetic and anti-social to have this equipment at home

[Marquee Moon & The Funky Bunch @notthelivestock]

How it feels

[Edgar Allan Ho @ItsEdgarAllanHo]

Currently on a depression-rewatch of three shows I only really rewatch when I’m bottom 10%.

[Edgar Allan Ho @ItsEdgarAllanHo]

Why are all our memories so short? AI is so fucking new? Am I going insane??

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

This is like being a meth head and asking someone who's never done meth how they're going to get through their day without meth

[Tom Mills @ta_mills]

Marxism isn't some rigid political dogma. Its a powerful set of intellectual tools for criticising films and music you don't like.

[滿帖子乖謬之言觀汝似有瘋症 @remmettmaxwell]

one of the twists in real world AI is that, in scifi, it was assumed that the danger would be that we'd raise the machine to the level of a human soul. but to be honest, it seems we're most in danger of debasing the human soul to the level of machine.

[Edgar Allan Ho @ItsEdgarAllanHo]

Maybe I will just buy needless shiny things and get takeaway and go to the cinema and take out more consolidation loans until society collapses.

[Edgar Allan Ho @ItsEdgarAllanHo]

I don’t even have the energy to look decent lately. I have no excuse to dress up hot. Someone give me an excuse to dress up hot.

[Edgar Allan Ho @ItsEdgarAllanHo]

Took me an embarrassingly long time to stop reading it as an emoji of the “typing” graphic.

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

i keep seeing this in tweets and thinking it’s the “typing” graphic for imessage

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Can’t Tell If First Date Was Good or If She Was Just Good

[Edgar Allan Ho @ItsEdgarAllanHo]

Seriously all we need is for each year to have 1 Trap, 1 Mission Impossible, 1 Dune and maybe 1 like… Marty Supreme? Covered all bases, thanks for playing.

[Edgar Allan Ho @ItsEdgarAllanHo]

This summer’s film season really needs a film like M Night Shyamalan’s ‘Trap’. Actually most years they should make a film like M Night Shyamalan’s ‘Trap’. What I’m saying is we would all be having a great time at the movies if there was a film like ‘Trap’ every year.

[Edgar Allan Ho @ItsEdgarAllanHo]

I had a good day but now I am going insane.

It would be good to feel like I am good at anything.