Elizabeth

I supervise various espresso beverages ☕️

[Elizabeth @ItsElizabethS]

I don't care about my eyebrows.

[A bear @A_single_bear]

Good things about being a bear:
-Nobody can tell you that you are not a bear
-And if someone does say you are not a bear you can ignore them
-Or you could prove them wrong by being the bear that you know you are
-Because if you are a bear, you are a bear
-Pretty much free walnuts

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

how the fuck were all the dads born today

[Elizabeth @ItsElizabethS]

Me at work on a daily basis

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Girls still roccin tounge rings in Atl 😝

[Elizabeth @ItsElizabethS]

Enter this AMAZING giveaway from @coconutbowls, @vitamix and @canon! If you win, all your foodie dreams will come true ! https://t.co/zKZZwCw9aQ

[Elizabeth @ItsElizabethS]

Meet Bear the hedgehog 🦔

[Elizabeth @ItsElizabethS]

@Starbucks get us some yerba maté in stores 🍵☕️ #tobeapartner

[Elizabeth @ItsElizabethS]

I found all 25 presents. Can you? Start the Present Pursuit now: https://t.co/SV60UytAZ0 #twodots

[A bear @A_single_bear]

An incomplete list of perks of being a bear:
-Lots of fur
-Claws
-Large teeth
-Forest friends
-Judgment-free naps
-Tree secrets

[Elizabeth @ItsElizabethS]

Everytime someone tells me Happy Thanksgiving and i’m going to reply “i’m gon eat.” Because that’s really what this holiday is about 🦃

[Elizabeth @ItsElizabethS]

I actually hate the sound of animals licking/cleaning themselves.

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

Actually he killed himself. The miracle is that he was allowed to buy 42 guns and countless ammunition. https://t.co/DIr5PkHytn

[LeBron James @KingJames]

U bum @StephenCurry30 already said he ain't going! So therefore ain't no invite. Going to White House was a great honor until you showed up!

[Elizabeth @ItsElizabethS]

"News: hurricane harvey headed towards NC. Prepare!!!"
Me: I'll go get a hatchet
Sarah: No, go get gas and food
👀

[A bear @A_single_bear]

Dear Horrible Events,

Can you please go away for a while? There are too many of you, and I am not fond of what you do.

Sincerely,
A bear

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Cigarettes make you look old and overworked.

The 90’s is over.

U can stop now.

[Elizabeth @ItsElizabethS]

Can I put that I want to work for @elonmusk in the Objectives portion of my resume????