Fake Sheila

"Sheila from Cockfosters tribute act"
Also, an actual real Sheila
Actively participates in stereotypical "G'day Sheila" jokes

[Fake Sheila @ItsFakeSheila]

I've just let UK researchers know that I want to take part in dementia research studies with @beatdementia. They need you too. Sign up today: https://t.co/hzugK3cw7W https://t.co/hzugK3cw7W

[Fake Sheila @ItsFakeSheila]

My picks for Thursday's free NAP comp:

NAP: Kaleido 19:10 @Southwell_Races
NB: Prince Of Pillo 20:10 @Southwell_Races
3B: Piscean Star 19:40 @Southwell_Races

Free to enter, daily prizes. Pick your three at @RatingTheRaces

#RTRNaps #HorseRacing

[Fake Sheila @ItsFakeSheila]

My picks for Saturday's free NAP comp:

NAP: Lequinto 17:00 @WindsorRaces
NB: God Of War 16:05 @SandownPark
3B: Vesper Honey 18:00 @WindsorRaces

Free to enter, daily prizes. Pick your three at @RatingTheRaces

#RTRNaps #HorseRacing

[Fake Sheila @ItsFakeSheila]

My #RTRNaps are:

Optician @ 20:10
Joseph @ 20:10
James Choice @ 20:10

Sponsored by @RatingTheRaces

Free to play. Daily Prizes. Enter at @RatingTheRaces.

[Fake Sheila @ItsFakeSheila]

My #RTRNaps are:

Sound Gloria @ 17:20
Logi Bear @ 18:46
Lightning Glory @ 16:25

Sponsored by @RatingTheRaces

Free to play. Daily Prizes. Enter at @RatingTheRaces.

[Fake Sheila @ItsFakeSheila]

My #RTRNaps are:

Free World @ 20:10
Half Cut @ 20:15
Leannespour @ 20:15

Sponsored by @RatingTheRaces

Free to play. Daily Prizes. Enter at @RatingTheRaces.

[Fake Sheila @ItsFakeSheila]

I'm in today's @RatingTheRaces NAP Competition. Are you?

✅ FREE entry for EVERYONE
✅ CASH prizes
✅ Winners Mugs & Ratings Subs
✅ All Welcome

Enter here: https://t.co/JpGENNUUDF

#RTRNaps

[Fake Sheila @ItsFakeSheila]

@seltaeb76 😭😍

[Zora Suleman @ZoraSuleman]

Officers are looking for a missing girl from south-east London.

9 y/o Demi was reported missing from Greenwich shortly after 4pm Sunday.

She's wearing light blue leggings and a blue or grey top. She is also thought to be carrying a rucksack covered in colourful dinosaurs.

[Paul Litchfield @MrPLitchfield]

Nadine Dorries photocopies blank paper so she won’t run out.

[Fake Sheila @ItsFakeSheila]

@Only1Argyle I bought Away tickets from the Argyle site for the Charlton match this weekend. I live in London, so just to clarify that I can collect from the Charlton Box Office on match day?

[Fake Sheila @ItsFakeSheila]

Actually, some of us do read product descriptions. 🤭 🤣 @Tesco @tesconews

[Paul Litchfield @MrPLitchfield]

My mates window cleaner in St Ives took the vaccine and did a massive fluorescent shit in the shape of Matt Bianco, and now the tide wont come back in!

[Fake Sheila @ItsFakeSheila]

@WOODROWJAY @barryfromwat Bowen?

[Fake Sheila @ItsFakeSheila]

I’m joining @RSPCA_official in urging @coopuk to end #CheapChicken by signing the Better Chicken Commitment at their AGM tomorrow! Do the right thing and join other large retailers in taking a stand for chickens who are often too heavy to even stand themselves

[Fake Sheila @ItsFakeSheila]

@alistair58 Well done on 1.99 years, my lovely. 😊1 day is hard enough. You've got it, my friend. ODAAT. Lots of love. 🥰

[Fake Sheila @ItsFakeSheila]

@bbcquestiontime I also only see my father for half an hour a week. Care Homes should be given an exemption. Most of the residents do not know of Covid-19. Allow them some dignity & respect.

[Fake Sheila @ItsFakeSheila]

@alistair58 @iainlee @KatherineEBoyle Gorgeous lady. x

[Fake Sheila @ItsFakeSheila]

RIP HRH Prince Philip, Duke Of Edinburgh. You lived long enough to become an ice cream.

[Paul Litchfield @MrPLitchfield]

Found the best photo ever of anything.

[Fake Sheila @ItsFakeSheila]

London borough councils: No to the culling of urban foxes - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/DJL4Ns9Sxs via @UKChange