Caleb Figgers

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@Hertz Your company has been the worst part of our anniversary vacation. #brokedown #badcustomerservice #hertzsucks

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@CAKEMUSIC Would you guys ever cover Pinball Wizard by The Who?

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@JerryFalwellJr Hey, Jerry. LU grad here, we met once. Praying for you, your family & LU today. [Joshua 1:9] [Psalms 31:23-24]

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Today has been a tie knotted just a little too tight.

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@DougStephensIV Hey. Guy. I heard you like books. https://t.co/WtCjfPquQu

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Some days you just feel like the crappy, Chinese-made knock-off version of yourself.

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@DougStephensIV How are we supposed to rail at the Adversary if we can't even *fit in the building*???

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@DougStephensIV What is this...? A POEM for ANTS???

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Existentialism pops up in the strangest of places, sometimes.

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@DougStephensIV Like Borges' "Library of Babel," but for home improvement.

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...is it a good or bad sign when your own writing starts to sound like some intentionally obscure, secretly vapid literary theory textbook?

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I swear, Liberty's library is the worst when you actually have a book in mind that you'd like to find. #neverthere #cantalwaysgetwhatyouwant

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@DougStephensIV Ooooh, is THAT what that means

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@JerryJrFalwell Seniors on my quad are up late reminiscing about our last few years here. We all miss seeing you every #libertyconvo

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@DougStephensIV THANK GOODNESS

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Sometimes,
pennies really can derail
trains.

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I swear, having a searchable electronic version of a work you're trying to write a paper on is THE BEST THING. The best thing. #Dostoevsky

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@DougStephensIV I think it's spelled "Dostoevsky."

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Alright, whose idea was it to NOT have any Lucky Charms at the Rot on St. Patty's Day, I'd like to know.

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Holey, Holey, Holey
J. Caesar's Body...

#IdesOfMarchHymns