SpongeBob

Parody Account. Follow me and ROFL every day.

[SpongeBob @ItsFunnyTimes]

Dating me is like dating a 12 year old cause I'm almost never serious and I'm always joking around and being sarcastic

[Amelia.M @Amelia84M]

🚨WARNING: Do NOT drink coffee, tea, or any liquid while watching this video.

You have been warned. ENJOY! 😆

Make America Laugh Again.
#TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

[SpongeBob @ItsFunnyTimes]

weather be like:

mon - 75° ☀
tues - 22° ❄
wed - 57° ⛅
thurs - 30° ☔
fri - 80°☀ (with a chance of snow)

[SpongeBob @ItsFunnyTimes]

i’m always:

1.annoyed
2.hungry
3.annoyed

[SpongeBob @ItsFunnyTimes]

Beedrill, Venomoth, Scyther #PokemonGOTourContest

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GO VOTE #BidenForPresident

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I wonder if brooms will stay up by themselves in the ocean.

[SpongeBob @ItsFunnyTimes]

In a couple thousand years archaeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.

[SpongeBob @ItsFunnyTimes]

In my life:
I've lived,
I've loved,
I've lost,
I've missed,
I've hurt,
I've trusted,
I've made mistakes.
But most of all,
I've learned.

[SpongeBob @ItsFunnyTimes]

weather be like:

mon - 75° ☀
tues - 22° ❄
wed - 57° ⛅
thurs - 30° ☔
fri - 80°☀ (with a chance of snow)

[SpongeBob @ItsFunnyTimes]

As a teenager, you look for every excuse to drive. As an adult, you look for every excuse not to drive.

[SpongeBob @ItsFunnyTimes]

emailing professors be like

me: *polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar*

professor: "sure" -sent from my iphone

[SpongeBob @ItsFunnyTimes]

Retweet if you played any
Basketball 🏀
Football 🏈
Volleyball 🙌
Baseball ⚾
Hockey ❄
Soccer ⚽
Tennis 🎾
Golf ⛳
Cheer 🎉
Track 🏃
Dance 👯
Wrestle💪

[SpongeBob @ItsFunnyTimes]

In a couple thousand years archaeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.

[SpongeBob @ItsFunnyTimes]

The sad moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie..

[SpongeBob @ItsFunnyTimes]

When you look something up on Amazon and suddenly it shows up as an ad on every app on your phone

[SpongeBob @ItsFunnyTimes]

@InfiniteOneSI Yes it did. Dancing the night away..

[SpongeBob @ItsFunnyTimes]

Making fake emails to start new trials.

[SpongeBob @ItsFunnyTimes]

Friend: I never said that.
Me:

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college is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world

[SpongeBob @ItsFunnyTimes]

The second you get string cheese and become a kid again and start stringing it one at a time.