Michael

I'm getting drunk at the bar you set too high for yourself

[Michael @ItsHimMichael]

Jorja Smith music > SZA trash music

[Michael @ItsHimMichael]

Jorja Smith is so goddamn fine that it stresses me out

[Michael @ItsHimMichael]

That Jorja Smith chick having that much ass is actually disrespectful.

[Michael @ItsHimMichael]

DVSN’s new album is fucking marvelous. Perfect music to have playing while you're making a baby you not gon take care of.

[Michael @ItsHimMichael]

This DVSN album is fire so far

[Michael @ItsHimMichael]

Frieza from DBZ was alive for like 93 years his saga was so long for no reason.. As a kid I wondered when that dyke would finally get killed

[Michael @ItsHimMichael]

As soon as a chick let me fuck, I stop liking her pics cause I have to separate myself from the niggas that are still double tapping.

[Michael @ItsHimMichael]

"Back on my bullshit 🗣" - someone that's already on bullshit

[Michael @ItsHimMichael]

I need a back rub and rotini pasta with alfredo sauce and sautéed shrimp

[Michael @ItsHimMichael]

There are people who actually believe that The Office isn't funny? Keep those scoundrels and their negative energy away from me

[Rip Nya @jacti0nj2]

When she chooses a hood nigga over u and he dies>>>>>>

[Michael @ItsHimMichael]

2017 has been a wild fucking year.

[Michael @ItsHimMichael]

I need Mediterranean food immediately

[Michael @ItsHimMichael]

When I put her to sleep after sex so I can go raid her fridge and eat her leftovers >

[Michael @ItsHimMichael]

Women always say "men are users". Men only use women for sex. Women use men for sex, attention, rebounds, a ride, bills & shopping sprees.