Ian Rono

@OfficialFPL Manager....Do something now that will make the person
you'll be tomorrow proud to have been the
person you are today.@ManUtd Fan.
Blood Group: O+

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

If everyone is supposed to be on the same side, then what is the point of having elections?

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Another sigh of poverty is obsession with rough hands , you believe a man with soft hands doesn't work hard .

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Nimeskia kanisa wakisema wazee wabaki kidogo father anataka kuongea nao ,Mimi Sina pesa ingine isipokua 750ksh ya kununua maini ya kuchoma . Nimeondoka kama wamama wenzangu.

[𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 @254_icon]

By age 21 mwanaume unafaa kujua kuendesha kila kitu ndege pekee ndio unaweza toa excuses lakini nduthi, train, Gari na baiskeli hiyo hufai kukosa kujua.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Na mjua Kuna once in a lifetime money , umekaa hivi ukapiga shughuli ya kubahatisha ukapata 70 million . If you waste that money just know your chance of making that money again are slim to none.
Pale TikTok naona vijana after being famous they can make about 300k a day going live , once they get this money they move to bigger houses , build their mothers a bungalow and buy a 7 million car . suddenly live unapata Iko na 100 people , inabidi waanze ku leak nudes ndio wapate relevance Tena .when this fails they are sending themselves to sayun.
Pesa ya kuchezea ni ya mjengo , ukiona uneweza kushika a few millions zikiwa pamoja foccus buana . Build yourself some money making systems.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

There is a guy who got home at 1 am from a drinking spree , he found nobody was at home . His phone had gone off sometime past 11pm . When he turned it on he found about several messages. His child had gotten unwell and had been taken to hospital by neighbors .
The all regular night partying game is a young peoples and this devil worshiper called bachelors game . Any family man doing it is playing a dangerous game . Anyway nimefika home this rain is playing with our emotions.

[Skeptic🇰🇪 @jobbrio01]

This is the most beautiful thing I've seen on the internet today, she just came out to bless Sifuna aka rudi kwa nyumba. Mungu ambariki huyu, may she never lack😂

[Karani Mutonga @Karanimutonga]

Mbona mnasema aende home. Ruto isn't going home bana. Ruto must stand trial and go to jail.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

To destroy the world all Ai has to do is wipe out all financial data , loans ,savings , debts all crypto and every digital coin . We will do the rest .

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @fellah_2]

Shortage of milk aje na Ng'ombe zimejaa Parliament

[Très Favorisée @Michelle_Okello]

Nurses are on strike, doctors are about to go on strike , there’s milk shortage, SHA is not working , the cost of living is high but your worry is a foreigner hawking tea and mandazi ? Ebu tukue serious kidogo

[Denis ❁ @OneDeno254]

The same president who was championing for kazi majuu the other day today he is chasing foreigners in his own country 😂😂😂.

[centredevils. @centredevils]

No way, Youri Tielemans knew Bruno Fernandes’ penalty run up word for word 😭

[Brizzy @Utdbrizzy]

Tielemans mirrored Bruno throughout the penalty, every step back, every shift, every pause, every stride.

Perfect synchronization.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Kenyan sharp boys in Roysambu already found their way into the compensation system for flood victims in Nepal. Every bird has its cry.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Kuna jamaa nilikua mimeheshimu sana kitambo untill one time we found ourselves stuck after a vehicle malfunction along the old thika road . After failing to do first aid mechanical fixture we decided to wait for daybreak since it was already past 10pm .

Wanaume wanne na jamaa ndiye alikua anasumbua ati Ako na njaa every 30min buana . Sisi wengine tulikua tunasinzia kidogo jamaa anasema njaa itamuua . Around 5am chania ikapita tukasema weka huyu jamaa Nairobi . By the time we got the car fixed it was 5 pm and only then did we eat .
A skill that every man should practice is going to bed hungry. Every man will face situations where sleeping hungry whether you have money or not will present itself. It could be a vehicle faliure,police arrest or the many other emergencies that stalk a man's life . We cannot stop addressing the problem to feed you like a pregnant woman .
Huyo mzee Hadi Leo namwambianga abebe packed food kama tunaenda na yeye .

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

Its been a long day. Kusaka hii pesa sio rahisi aki. Ipo siku though.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

You have to live life so delusional that things will work out that even when presented with evidence to the contrary,you still refuse.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Until the Until breath leaves the body, defeat is only a rumor

[Ian Rono @ItsIanRono]

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