John Patrick

You'll have to speak up; I'm wearing a towel. Middle School English nerd. Bird Truther. #SienaAlum Yankees, Knicks, #DTWD Jaguars, NY Liberty, BC Football.

[John Patrick @ItsJPQ]

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

[John Patrick @ItsJPQ]

@gatorsszn @NanduriNFL Drinkwitz is a loser. Hire Key

[John Patrick @ItsJPQ]

Trim

[John Patrick @ItsJPQ]

6 on ND has an arm hooking the WR on every single pass play. Every single one. It’s laughable.

[John Patrick @ItsJPQ]

The Kalen DeBoer gets fired watch is officially “on”

[Coach Gene Clemons @geneclemons]

I'm sorry it has to be this way, but fair is fair. Make sure that you bring up all of the Arch Manning bad games against better competition when he is still talked about as the top overall pick.

Make sure you mention that he has the best roster money can buy at a school with the deepest pockets in college football.

Discuss the fact that his father was an elite athlete and he has 2 hall of fame uncles and a half of fame grandfather that play the position.

Mention that he was allowed to sit and learn for two years without being thrust into full-time action.

Then, talk about how if his name was not Manning, he would not receive any of this attention, even if his numbers suggest he deserves it.

[Kurtis Seaboldt 🎤 @KSeaboldt]

@DVNJr It’s that kind of judgment that’s allowed the Dallas Cowboys to avoid the NFC Championship Game for 29 straight years.

[John Patrick @ItsJPQ]

Hey #DUUUVAL I know it’s a long shot, but if you know anyone selling Texas- Gator tickets - I need to get a bunch for family! Go Gators

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

J.D. “JUST DANCE” VANCE, WHO NOBODY LIKED UNTIL TRUMP PICKED HIM OUT OF THE "BARGAIN BIN" IN THE WALMART CLEARANCE SECTION, WENT ON FOX TO TRASH ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR GOVERNOR. THE DANCING QUEEN CAN’T STOP! I LIVE RENT-FREE IN HIS HEAD (VERY TINY SPACE, ALMOST NO ROOM WITH "THE COUCH"). HE IS VERY WEAK... THE GUY CAN'T RUN, TAKES MORE "VACATIONS" THAN ANY VICE PRESIDENT IN HISTORY (AND WE’VE HAD SOME LAZY ONES!), GOT CAUGHT TAKING PHOTOS IN THE BATHROOM (VERY SICK!) AFTER APPLYING HIS EYELINER AND WEARS A COMMUNIST RED SHIRT. PERFECT, SINCE "CHAIRMAN TRUMP" NOW OWNS INTEL AND TELLS HIM WHAT TO WEAR. WHY DOES FOX AIR THIS NONSENSE? THEY EDIT THE TAPES, AND EVEN TRY TO MAKE HIM LOOK "SMART," BUT HE IS A TOTAL JOKE. FOX SHOULD BE ASHAMED. STOP GIVING AIRTIME TO A TOTAL LOSER. HIS TIME WOULD BE BETTER SPENT PRACTICING FOR HIS SOON “DEBUT” ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. EVERYONE’S LAUGHING AT HIM, BELIEVE ME! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

[John Patrick @ItsJPQ]

I can’t listen to McManus. He is either stupid or doing some serious idiot schtick. He’s absolutely AWUL @101XL

[John Patrick @ItsJPQ]

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[Cold Day Tv 📺 @ColdDayTV]

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#DUUUVAL

[John Patrick @ItsJPQ]

Now the healing can begin. #Duuuval

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The #Jaguars are releasing LB Chad Muma, source said, a bit of a surprise. A third-rounder from 2022, he should get claimed.

[John Patrick @ItsJPQ]

@Riley_Gaines_ @ZohranKMamdani I can’t believe how long your 15 minutes has lasted. Go to dental hygienist school already, or do they only give spots to the top 4 candidates?

[John Patrick @ItsJPQ]

@J_Nubz I can’t take another inning of Volpe.

[John Patrick @ItsJPQ]

Trammel also cut #duuuval

[John Patrick @ItsJPQ]

Let’s get someone working on the Jaguars press release for later:
The Jaguars have released Chad Muma, Trent Irwin, and the guy who snapped the ball over Wolfords head.