🔥🍜J SENSEI🍜🔥

Creator of the Dojo If you can’t match my energy ion wanna hear nothing

[Hood Wild @hoodwild_]

Back in 1991, James Brown called Eddie Murphy to the stage mid show to test if he could actually imitate him, and seconds later Eddie delivered one of the most absurd impressions of his career. Takes serious guts to imitate James Brown right in front of him 😭

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

it just occurred to me that my dad was probably just about the same age I am now in these pictures 👴

[R6Ohio @siegeohio]

Me logging into my account during future events.

[katsu @katsuxbt]

Tom Brady says his doctor told him to cut the tendons in both legs. He refused, fixed it in 3 days with no surgery, and played till 45

“After the season, I tell the doctor, My groin’s just really sore all the time. Every time I move, I can feel it just grab”

“And the team doctor says, This is what we’re going to do. We’re going to do an adductor release, we’re going in there and cut the adductor tendon in your groin. We’re also going to cut the other side, so it never becomes a problem”

“And I was like, Okay, that sounds not like what I want to do”

“I called Alex when I left the office. I said, Alex, the doctor told me to do this adductor release. What do you think? He said, Absolutely not. Fly out to LA with me for 3 days and I’ll fix it”

“So I fly out there and worked the adductors, lengthened and softened both muscles, my hips, all my glutes, basically relieved the tension on the tendon. And 3 days later, no more pain”

“The doctor said there was a 99% chance he’d have to cut my adductor tendon at some point. And to this day, nothing”

[LukeCB14 @LukeCB14]

Destiny really lived and died in-between GTA releases...

[THERUSSIANBADGER @DARUSSIANBADGER]

installing a dead mans switch in my pc so when my RAM fails it just blows my entire head off

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

The real comedians aren’t tweeting in English 😭😭

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I beg your pardon….HE DOES WHAT??

[𝗭𝗼𝗻𝗲 @twtbyzone]

Drake : "youre not late , you're just figuring it out"

[Insomniac Games @insomniacgames]

Hey @TomHolland1996 and @Zendaya - if you're ever near Burbank, you're always welcome to swing by the studio to see how we make 'em!

We'd love to show you around!🕷️🤟♥️

[MAC DEUCE @_Sakujo]

That last dono sent this nigga over the edge lmaooo

[YourRAGE @YourRAGEz]

Ur game is uninstalled @MarvelRivals

[Mak @mak_aura]

Because Britney and Whitney knew how it felt.

[Kris @Swagg]

Yesterday my dad went to sleep, and never woke up. Lost the only man on this planet that loved me unconditionally

I love you dad ❤️ Words can’t even describe the pain, feels like a nightmare. God please give him a big hug for me

[Assassin's Creed @assassinscreed]

Takes us back to where it all started... 🎉

[Brandon O'Neill @Brandon_ONei11]

SPOILER ALERT: I have done the #MoCap for #Zavala for my entire 15 year career with @bungie. I have worked with recordings of both the late @lancereddick and @ImKeithDavid When I received the script for this scene, my heart dropped. I loved making this world for you all.