HeyLookItsJesse

Long pants are for weddings and funerals. It's ALL about that year round kneez breeze.

[HeyLookItsJesse @ItsJesseBernard]

@GianmarcoSoresi @Mythical Great episode!

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

The 2nd amendment fetishists who brought you Kyle Rittenhouse and January 6th think Alex Pretti's legal gun was the problem? Are you f**king kidding?

[HeyLookItsJesse @ItsJesseBernard]

@trevorevarts Sorry for being so shallow, im working on myself

[HeyLookItsJesse @ItsJesseBernard]

@NERevolution @AppleTV This dude has been trash since day 1

[HeyLookItsJesse @ItsJesseBernard]

@trevorevarts Hope you still find a way to have fun tonight

[HeyLookItsJesse @ItsJesseBernard]

@_ItsMarisWorld_ Looking like Lil' Guy Fieri 🤣

[HeyLookItsJesse @ItsJesseBernard]

@FlemilyEming I am in NH and I know it, but my Mother was from NC so I dont know if that skews the data. "So fix it, dear Henry!"

[HeyLookItsJesse @ItsJesseBernard]

@mattlieb Hell yeah, Matt. Glad you're still kicking!

[HeyLookItsJesse @ItsJesseBernard]

@guarnaschelli @FoodNetwork Wrapping your sando in paper towels (like a deli wrap) before you bsg it to draw extra moisture away from the veg and bread. Crisp lettuce and un-soggy tomatoes the next day? YES PLEASE!

[Nicole Enayati @NHendizadeh]

GME is back baby. Let’s get weird. @Mythical @mythicalsociety

[HeyLookItsJesse @ItsJesseBernard]

@dejuanjones24 Jones and Turner, back at it!

[Nicole Enayati @NHendizadeh]

Lost my husband to Diablo 4. Any other Diablo 4 widows out there? I’m starting a support group.

[HeyLookItsJesse @ItsJesseBernard]

@FlemilyEming "Aw, now hes a party of 3 or less" was fucking hilarious, and it was just breezed over by everyone else as i CACKLED @Mythical

[HeyLookItsJesse @ItsJesseBernard]

@MythicalChef I LOVE brown butter omelettes, and my fried eggs BETTER have crispy brown parts on the whites OR ELSE...

...I mean, I'll still eat it.

[HeyLookItsJesse @ItsJesseBernard]

@NHendizadeh The sparks are flying!

[HeyLookItsJesse @ItsJesseBernard]

I just now couldn't think of the word lunchbox so I said.... food suitcase.

[HeyLookItsJesse @ItsJesseBernard]

@THEKIDMERO Mine was "Friends".... yikes.

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Amplify.