Jiller Millian

millennial dog mom

[🗣️ @vzzeo]

Corporate life is mostly pretending you didn’t see that email until you’re emotionally ready

[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

This economy is so fckd you'll be sitting here thinking you're bad with money and all you did was buy food

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

ADHD time blindness is wild because “I have plenty of time” and “I’m catastrophically late” are separated by approximately three minutes.

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

"Oh for fuck's sake what now" - me when asked to do the job I was hired to do

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Does anyone else have the kind of ADHD where you just kinda refuse to open mail?

[miia @miiagarro]

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

cant believe im spending my hottest years sending emails

[📖🎧 @inkandseerah]

dating is hard when you’re a hopeless romantic, a reader AND a man hater at the same time.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Being neurodivergent means I can either do everything in one burst of energy or absolutely nothing for 3 business days.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I’m not ashamed to admit that while I’m grateful for having a job, I genuinely do not enjoy working.

[annie @sweetndpolite]

when goodreads emails you to let you that you just finished a book like thanks beast i was the one who told you that though

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Getting a passive-aggressive email at work is so funny. No way you want to fight me over an Excel file.

[West Pine Bills @WestPineBills]

Friday: Christ has died.
Yesterday: Christ is risen.
Tonight at midnight: Christ has entered the portal.

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

running a few trivial errands on saturday afternoon is my favorite way to unintentionally spend like $400

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Going off grid for awhile.

(Leaving my phone in the other room while it charges.)

[rosenkav @rosenkav_]

It's her day 💗

[airi 𝜗℘ @4irellee]

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?”
literally yes, i’m sensitive

[Moon 🥐 @k_blueside]

"just like patting my dog on the head. Makes me feel real good" 🤏

[Jiller Millian @ItsJillerTime64]

Being on top when you’re used to being a cutie pillow princess