HeyImKeller

Welcome to my jabs at life and comedy.

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If I quote tweet this, can I pin it? Love you too!

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@CHPAlerts @LAPDHQ Made me get an ad on my game

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@GamewithDave

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@Matt_Pinner 56-6=50
6+29=35
50+35=85

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Am I an asshole for cursing an old lady with heat stroke, because I held a door open for her, and she didn’t say thanks or even acknowledge I held it for her!?

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@pwincess_shibby So true

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@trunarla @pwincess_shibby

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@ddofinternet @SavagePenguin I’d say the same, go meet up with ghost town living! He’s not too far from there!!

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@WeiJi_1 I never realized how tall Zyra is.

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@RiotPhreak be honest with me, is there a command in place that gives you 99lp whenever possible. 😂 my lp gains are +19-20 and I lose -19-20… but somehow I get +21 to set me at 99. I bet, If I lose the next one -20 and then I’ll get +19… #justwin

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Then the adc said “sigh, I guess all is forgiven” and I asked “what does that mean?” Then my mid laner told me it was their fault and just forget about it. LOL we won that game.

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I was playing league and my adc hovered senna. I was first pick and I didn’t want senna on my team, so I just locked in. Then the enemy insta locked senna.

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I sat there reading it as my entire team sided with my adc. They were all against me. I said nothing until the game started and moved from fountain late. Saying”omg, I just had to run the trash barrel out to the curb. What did I miss?”

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@4vataruniverse Mumen rider

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@DoglightningLoL The bot ward outside of the bush is clutch.

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@nocontextmemes The humans are in their subconscious, they don’t see them.

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@hikyletaggart Light a Roman candle with me-fun. Reminds me of a simpler time.

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@DaddySteve17 Social media is declining

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It’s crazy that at one point, I was doing this for work. Lol

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Deep cleaning the grout lines
https://t.co/5HutjvrP8C

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@Mikeymaru Flygon!?